Logan: I was taught to think before I act. So if I smack the sh*t out of you, rest assured that I am confident in my decision.
Person: Did you fall? Patton: No, I hugged the ground."
Roman: I'm not rude, I just say what everyone else is thinking.
Virgil: An apple a day keeps anyone if you throw it hard enough.
Deceit: Deja poo: the feeling you've heard this crap before
Remus: I'm not saying let's kill all the stupid people, I'm just saying that let's remove all the warning labels and let the problem sort itself out.
This was suggested by no one
I just wanted to do it.