Goodbye, I Love You

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Anastasia

How do you do it?

Corbyn

Do what?

Anastasia

Long distance. I sent Shawn to the store to get stuff so I can make dinner tonight and he has been gone for 5 minutes and I already miss him.

Corbyn

I don't know how we do it. We just do I guess. Also, what are you cooking?

Anastasia

Spaghetti. His favorite.

Corbyn

My flight lands in New York at 3:30 pm your time.

Anastasia

Corbyn, it already is 3:30 pm my time.

Corbyn

Shit. 

3:32 PM Sunday October 20

WHY DONT WE

Anastasia

JACK!

Jonah

I'm sorry, JACK!, is unavailable to come to the phone right now. He is currently working on trying to to scream at his baby for spitting up on his new white shoes.

Anastasia

How hard are you laughing right now Jonah.

Jonah

I'm not laughing at all.

Zach

He just dropped his phone on the floor and started wheezing because he has been laughing so hard.

Daniel

It's pretty fucking funny. Jack is trying to clean off his shoes and thne he is cursing and then apologizing to Lavender who can't say anything and then winding up to yell at her but realizing she is just a baby and then going back to step one.

Zach

I don't know if we need to call an ambulance for Jonah or not.

Daniel

Update, Corbyn is holding Lavender and he looks mortified.

Corbyn

She keeps wiggling around and moving and I don't know what to do.

Anastasia

Aw. Poor baby.

Corbyn