Aju Yikes ➸ soonhoon

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Jihoon
i hit soonyoung with a rock and now he won't stop smiling

Jihoon
help

Jihoon
what do i do

Jihoon
wonwoo

Jihoon
JEON WONWOO

Jihoon
ANSWER YOUR DAMN PHONE YOU CHICKEN FRIED FUCK

Wonwoo
I JUST FUCKING TRIPPED IN MY KITCHEN AND DROPPED ALL MY CHICKEN NUGGETS

Jihoon
THAT'S NOT IMPORTANT RIGHT NOW

Jihoon
WHAT DO I DO ABOUT SOONYOUNG

Wonwoo
WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW

Wonwoo
AN ICE PACK ?

Jihoon
he started laughing and now he's on the floor crying and i don't know if it's because he's mentally not okay or it hurts

Wonwoo
at this point call 911

Wonwoo
that bitch is not okay

Jihoon
i think i broke him

Wonwoo
have you tried restarting it

Wonwoo
turn it off then turn it back on

Wonwoo
put it in some rice

Jihoon
are you fucking serious you are no help at all

Wonwoo
all in a day's work for my master mind

Wonwoo
now kindly fuck off i need to heat up more chicken nuggets for my gourmet dinner

[Wonwoo logged off]