#alexfromtarget

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hi, i'm natalie and i'm easily irritated, so i decided to start a rant book about it

there's probably gonna be a lot of swearing so if that bothers you, you're gonna wanna go, lol

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#alexfromtarget

oh my FUCKING goodness

the hate i have for this dumbass hashtag and this dumb ass kid is so fucking strong

the whole fucking thing just really pisses me off. why? first off, this bitch ass alex person isn't even that fucking cute. like, tbh, he looks 10000x better from that angle of that one picture that we fucking all keep seeing. full frontal though, bitch looks like a straight up fuck boy.

and the shit this bitch tweets...like....why?? he tweets stuff like "am i famous now?" or "now i have to change my number," or "thx to the fans!" 

like...what fans? you're a high schooler who happens to look kinda okay while bagging groceries, calm the fuck down. then he was on the fucking ELLEN show. i mean i love ellen, i do, but why in the fuck would she invite this arrogant ass fuckboy on her show? 

and as if he himself is annoying enough, TEENAGE FUCKING GIRLS ARE GOING INSANE. like damn you'd think these girls have never seen a cute guy in their fucking lifetime. i just don't fucking get it.

like, okay, i understand...you're at wal-mart or target or starbucks and you're checking out or whatever and you think the cashier is hella cute and since you know you're probs never gonna see them again, you whip your phone out, snap a picture and then talk about it with your friends the next day. a week later, you get bored of it and delete the picture.

you don't fucking post the shit on twitter and start a hashtag trying to track the poor fuck boy down. now he has this big ass ego and i can't get on one single social media site (twitter, insta, weheartit, nothing, omfg). i really hope this dies down soon bc it's just so annoying, like fucking wow.

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⏰ Last updated: Nov 08, 2014 ⏰

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