Yo Mama Jokes

Fat

Yo mama so fat, Kirby couldn't even suck her up.

Yo mama so fat that her belly button gets home 20 minutes before she does

Yo mama so fat she uses the high way as a slip and slide

Yo mama so fat that when the world ended, God used her as a replacement

Yo mama so fat, when she gets killed in call of duty, the player gets a five-person kill streak!