"JOHN I HAVE FEELINGS FOR YOU THAT ARE INCREDIBLY HOMOSEX" YOU CONFESSED AS U BLUSHED LIKE HOT TOMALE TOMAT0
"I AM NOT A HOMOSEXUAL" HE SCREECHED AND SHAT ON HIS DESK
"BUT JOHN-KUN-" YOU STUTTERED.
"NOOOOO HOMOOOOOO!" HE SAND AND FLEW AWAY ON HIS SHIT COVERED DESK.
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