5 (hazbin hotel)

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by alexwasnttaken

by alexwasnttaken

idk if it counts as a vine but its this

im counting it as a vine anyways also its gonna b long so im just doing this 1

alastor: i have a joke for you >:3

angel: what?

alastor: what is a skeleton's favorite snack?

angel: i dunno-

alastor: go on, guess!

angel: death?

alastor: no,, come on, guess!

angel: ghsdfnb i dunno,,

alastor: come oN, GUESS!

angel: (casually dying)

alastor: WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING?! I HAVEN'T TOLD THE PUNCHLINE YET! WHAT IS A SKELETON'S FAVORITE SNACK??

angel: (stRUGGLING TO B R E A T H E)

alastor: GUESS!

angel: (c a n t s p e a k)

alastor: GUESS!! F U C K! (smacks head into the wall) GUESS! GUESS GODDAMN YOU,,

angel: i d o n t k n o w-

alastor: WHY WON'T YOU ANSWER ME? WHAT IS THEIR FAVORITE SNACK??

angel: bones..??

alastor: [angery]

alastor: NO!! (slams head into wall again) NO! WHAT IS IT?! WHY MUST YOU FAIL ME SO OFTEN?!

angel: (slowly is falling to the floor-)

alastor: R I B S! SPARE RIBS!! FUCK-