I thought I lost you?

Honeymoons are for chumps

*After The Wedding*
Alice (Bride):I can't wait for our honeymoon
Dylan (Groom):Me too its going to be great with the kids and the pets nothing could go wrong.
Delilah:Hey mom so when are we leaving for the car to go on vacation
Dylan:Tomorrow!
Delilah:hmm...ok!
Rupert:so when we get England can we see the Queen
Dylan:oh no the Queen is like the president in England so we can't
Rupert:oh.
Dylan:but we could see one of those guards
Rupert:ok sure!

(Note:Animals speak to each other but people cant hear so yeah)

Misty:Ugh would you stop it that is nasty you flea bag!
Scooter: I uh I'm chewing on it
Misty:A shoe!
Scooter:if that's what you call it then yes
Misty:ugh dogs you know there is germs in that right
Scooter:I don't care it satisfy me
Misty:ugh well I'm going down stairs to see if Delilah my human will feed me
Scooter:ahhrawr you go do that
Misty:I will you butt sniffer
Scooter:thats it(chases misty)
Misty:Meowwwww Hiss!(runs down stairs and bumps into Delilah)Meow!
Delilah:oh my poor baby did that mean little dog try to get you (to scooter) out! here you go my baby eat up! (Gives cat treats)
Scooter:ugh cats! (Goes to Rupert) ruff! Rawr! Ruff!
Rupert:hey boy! Here have a meat bone!

Next part coming soon....