Patroclo: *respira*
Achille tipo cheerleader: Hush, hush, hush
Blush, blush, blush
You are now my big fat crush
I'm single as I can be
You're single, perfect for me
I'm gonna give you a bunch of reasons
Why you should date me
Reason number one - I'm super hot
Reason number two - she's super not
Reason number three - I'm all you got
And all you got is someone hot
Boy check my resume
You want a background check, okay
First name hot, and last name bitch
Wanna get with me? Now that's the sitch
You think I'm trash?
Hell no, I'm class and I got a big fat ass
And all I gotta say is...
Please date me because I'm single
S-I-N-G-L-E, love me
And hug me, and touch me
And, well, fuck me
Pateoclo: DIONISO BASTA DROGARE DI NASCOSTO IL MIO RAGAZZO
STAI LEGGENDO
↳𝑫𝑹𝑼𝑮: Iliade in Pills
Randomrose are red vaiolet are blue patroclo is gay but Achille more
