Sandals: Accessory Not Toy

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Hi. Ever wondered what the foot accessory your wearing feels everyday? Look no further, for I, Sandals, will tell you all about it.

We are all made in a Chinese factory, as most of you probably already know. Then we are sent to the companies which sell feet accessories. We come and go each day with new owners wearing us.

It feels great to be loved, but sometimes there are some things that happen to us that all you humans wouldn't see with your naked eyes.

First, when humans don't wear us for a long time, we feel sad about it. Like animals and children, Sandals are living things too so that means we have emotions. When people don't wear us anymore, we tend to rot emotionally a physically. That's why when you wear us after a long time of not, you should expect some flaws. As Sandals, we were designed to be worn, we weren't designed to expand your racks or drawers. It feels good when your feet goes inside of us, so please. We also like how your wiggly little toes move against us, it's euphoric.

Second,  When the humans walk lazily. Sure, their walking pattern means nothing to us but sometimes, they grind the sole of the shoe or sandal onto the ground. And it hurts, since most of our faces are in the sole. We don't mind getting a face full of dirt or poop, but we don't like it when our faces grind on the ground because it hurts. Like how you smoothen wood with a sandbelt, only, the sole is plastic and not wood. Just imagine, the thicc chins of the sandals flopping away on the ground. It's just sad. Though, we don't mind it if you rub the sandals' soles together, since the soles are our faces. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Third, is when they don't clean us. They bought us for a reason now they aren't gonna stand up for their responsibility of taking care of us? Yes. My buddies know, it's hard to clean us but it's their responsibility to do so. Rich and lazy humans suck.

This is from a point of view Sandals. We hope the fellow humans will read this and will try to be more considerate with us and not treat us like a toy. As we are accessories, not toys.

A/N: How do you feel after reading this? Do you look at your sandals in a different point of view now? Leave a review below! Also, I apologize if this is too short. This was an unplanned story but I'm still glad it came across my mind. It's time for now, thank you for reading!