Just some more quotes ive saved, enjoy ✺◟( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)◞✺
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quit being so cute, before i slap u
i know what russian is in pancake
id rather carry the burden of my existence than this guitar.
i cant tell if the self deprecating jokes i make is a coping mechanism, or if im just that sad, i find them legitimately funny.
its a free country man, and i hate it so much.
Bang is something you drink sip by sip. If you chug it, like i did, you are going to ascend to the astral realm.
Coochie Monster
30 yr old dick in ur ass, sounds pretty nice.
im starting to suspect Scott Cawthon is a furry.
1: what is your issue??
me: i have a couple, want me to list them?me: what does this smell like?
1: ... chai latte?
me: i dont think i like chai latte.I am *this* close to being called a boomer... Or homeless.
dont eat the bloody ones.
dont snort your fingers
friend: you abused ur mom.
me: yeah, i cant deny that.im always prepared for the worst. and by that i mean i just dont care
they paid me to cut my shins.
spread your cheeks and grunt.
let me grope ur nose.
dont touch me with ur coochie licker.
My headphones are gliding slowly down my body.
You better be prepared for me to chomp your fingers off.
1: i think you have a ghost in here
2: yeah, 121: is it weird Grandmas gonna call you Alex?
Alex: ya i didIf it wasnt for the laws of this land, i wouldve slaughtered you.
i want a rat bf.
i want a penis whether its on me or someone else.
*burps loudly* ouGHh, thAt was moist.
my main goal is to either meet god and tell him im a fag, or to cause the FBI to metaphorically implode.
*talking abt soulmate au with the first thing your sm says is tattooed on ur arm*
My arm: eat my ass, jesus!
SM arm: im not jesus, im your daddy!
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Quotes and Ideas
PoetryIt's in the title Just some quotes and story ideas for your brain to enjoy. or cry about. who knows. :')