Just a random thought that flashed through my brain. If someone would like to take my pathetic idea, have fun. I do not Own Ouran, it belongs to Bisco Hatori.
Dear Little Black Notebook that no one May Read or Touch,
Tamaki and Haruhi have been more or less happily married for just over a year at 14 months. How Haruhi has survived this long is a mystery. You’d be concerned too, as every time Tamaki calls me, he's complaining about her behavior since she's been pregnant. He somehow feels the need to tell me a word for word description of his life. Every day. Sometimes i fear Tamaki will never grow up and mature. I even have a personal favorite pathetic moment of his stupidity at the Suoh household. It had started with Haruhi having random food cravings throughout her pregnancy, with her dramatic hormone imbalance. Ever since he had to face the wrath of an angry Haruhi when he couldn't find her any chocolate coconut milk, he has been very cautious are paying close attention to his wife and her cravings. The moment was first told by Tamaki, but of course, was taken over by Haruhi herself. The moment goes like this:
"Tamaki, can you fucking find me some blood-”
"BLOOD!? OH NO, YOU MUST BE TURNING INTO A VAMPIRE! YOU'RE EVEN USING THOSE DIRTY BOY WORDS AGAIN! WHAT WILL WE DO!? WE CAN'T HAVE VAMPIRE BABIES! THEY WOULD BE NO BETTER THAN THOSE TO SHADY TWINS HIKARU AND KAOR-
"Oranges, Tamaki! Blood oranges! Damn it! You know, you can be such an idiot sometimes."
Tamaki called me because he thought Haruhi hated him all of a sudden. You cannot believe how long it took to explain that it was just the hormones, anger, and hunger.
- Kyoya Ootri
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Little Books, Little Problems
Fanfiction"Dear Little Black Notebook that no one may read or touch..." Tamaki and Haruhi are married and who other than Kyoya Ootri, to record their every move. Follow Kyoya, as he encounters Suoh situations all recorded in the Shadow Kings secretive noteboo...
