y/n drove down the highway at 560 km/m ph. Y/n was late for their weekly cooking class, this week they were making a 17 foot alvin the chipmunk statue made of pure marshmallow.
y/n was so focused on the thought of taking a bite out of that creamy chipmunk ass, that they didnt even notice the clown car heading for them at top speed.
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the car crashed into y/n with a loud crash. y/n gasped, this was their 47th carcrash today.
the door of the car was thrown off the hinges, it flew across the road and crashed into a peddlebiker, cutting them in half.
a woman stood there, she was about 5'9 and she had grey hair, which was extremely matted.
a substance, which y/n assumed was ketchup, was leaking from her ears.
"yEw eLmOsT hEaT mY kEdZ," she screamed, the volume shaking the 1926 toyota corola y/n drove.
"u were the 1 who heat mEaH!" y/n yelled back, except they could yell, because they were a mute.
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KIDZBOP KAREN X READER
Romanceit started with a traffic accident, but ended with boppin love "My kids can't hear me telling you I love you because they're listening to keds bap" KIDZBOP KAREN X READER
