Ahhhhh..the beautiful, charming, gracful, sound of taking a shit. No, seriously. Like a big shit. It wasn't even funny how big it was, it was almost over flowing out of the toilet. It was honestly as if the toilet was asking for help, like it was quaking. And yet Shrek wasn't even close to being finished. He ate 17 bigmacks, 4 quarter pounders, and 34 cheese cakes. This man's butthole was about to rip. Seriously.
Shrek: OOOOOHHH DONKEY, I NEED MOREEEE ROOOOM!!!
Shrek: IT'S COMING OUT, I CAN'T STOP IT!!!
Shrek: *Puts hand over butthole to stop the shit from coming out*
Shrek: IT'S STILL GOING!!!
Shrek: OH NOO THE TOILET CAN'T HANDLE THIS!!
The toilet began to shake, then the walls did, then soon.. the toilet came off of the ground. Pipes exploded, shit flung, Shrek was screaming, the walls broke from the water pressure, which revealed Shrek's apartment neighbor's kitchen. And in it was...
Shrek: THANOS!!??
Shrek: I CAN EXPLA-
Shrek: *Wakes up*
Shrek: Oh thank god it was just a nightmare.
