Shrek got ready for his first day of school, as a senior in Highschool, while thinking about what type of ear wax he should eat for breakfast. There was gooey, crusty, chunky, and his all time favorite... slimey. Shrek put on his shortest pink skirt, tiniest crop top, then he headed out to school. I don't mean to brag but Shrek is a thicc snacc, all the teachers quake when he walks by. So do the cheerleaders.
It isn't easy being as shrexy as shrek, with everyone admiring you, having over 5 billion followers on instagram, getting straight A's without doing work, being shrexy, I could go on forever if you wanted me to. But things quickly changed on the first day of school, when a new kid arrived....
Cheerleaders: OMG HE IS SOOOOO HOT!!
Shrek: What's going on?
Cheerleader 1: LOOK AT THAT HOTTIE!!
Shrek: Hahahahahah, you mean me?
Cheerleader 1: Not you, your nothing compared to him.
Shrek: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah stfu.
Shrek: Let me see this so called "hottie"
Shrek:* pushes chearleaders out of the way*
Shrek: OH MY GOD!!!
