Friend wrote thus

Sans coffeyfeye

Once upon a time there was a skeleton called sans.he loved to make puns.they were as always as corny as sweet corn.then one day he went to fnaf ultimate custom night.and saw the look of  Freddy fazbear,and he threw up,even though he had no stomach to throw up from.then he went to the doctors.the doctor said you need a skeleton of medicine.you should go die. then there was a loud bang,and sans realised it's nuke.ge said oh no I'm gonna die.he went to go get medicine then he let himself die.