yg -toot it and boot it (love story)

Psycho Goddess

I was going to Walmart, they had nail salons and the bacon bits, and croutons I wanted. After getting a manicure, and pedicure, I was off on my journey to find my bacon bits and croutons.

:1hour later:

I was on my way back to my car. I bought more than I was supposed to. On my way back home i'd buy gas. In mid thought, someone walked up beside me, and tapped my shoulder. I turned around and some girl was there walking at my pace; so I stopped to see what she wanted. She had on glasses a stripped dress, and nude heels. Her hair was black, silky, straight, and a little passed her shoulder. Her assents were flamboyant. Amazing. Then she began talking.

"Hi. I'm Nyla, and I couldn't help but see you walking by. You look amazing, and I wanted to ask you a question."

"Continue." Was all I stated while thinking, 'shes out of my league'.

"Well I was wondering if you'd actually want to hang out, and come back with me, to my car?"

She kept fiddling with her hands. I lifted my glasses to see which car she was pointing to. She was pointing to a Silver 2014 Range Rover. Nice👌. I'm going to decline. She's beautiful, i'd keep in touch, but right now, i'd rather go home.

I started shaking my head.
"No, I'm sorry. We could keep in touch though."

The hell.
Shawty pulled out a small hand gun. It was too small to be real. "Come on. Your coming with me, pretty." She was pointing the gun in my temple. Here I was being kidnapped, and led away under my will. While walking she was holding my waist, and started a conversation.

"I really do think your pretty, and I really like you."

"You're mesmerizing." I complemented.

She started blushing. Awwe. Even though I was being kidnapped, she was cool, in some way. But I think she might be gay. We stopped walking after a while.
"Hop in!" She said with a smile.

I realized she didn't have the gun anymore, so I started to resist.
"No. Please don't leave. I really do like you. Your all I'd ever want. And already your special to me. I just, i-i j-j-just, i-i." She broke down crying. She looked like she needed a hug. So, being the good person I am, I hugged her then brought her to her drivers side. After I ushered her, I hopped in the back seat of the passenger. She turned around smiling. She was still pulchritudinous. "I know you probably want to leave,"
She paused way to long for my liking, then again she started crying. Damn shawty got issues.
I hugged her once again. I noticed she had a thigh tattoo, and must I say, it was pretty clean-cut. It complimented her. Damn. She could probably get any niggah she wants! Why she kidnapping women? If she wanted me she could have asked!
Oh wait, she did do that didn't she.
But still!

"Why can't I leave?" I asked curious to what'll stop me.

"If you do, i'll shoot you!"

"With what? You don't have your gun anymore. And it looked too small to be true. But thats only if you ask me." I said being adept. With me staring at my nails she'd say,
"Look, can you just make this easy?"
"Fine, but only if you still have a gun."
She nodded.
"Show me." I said.
She kneeled down on the hand rest looking back at me. The hell, is she finna strip tease? I just wanna see the gun shawty. Wait whats her name again? Oh yeah, nevermind.
Shawty had her butt all up in my face! I dont know how I just noticed but, help me! Her booty was like Yasss👏👏.

"Ummm." I'd start to feel weird and awkward.
"Don't you wanna see my gun?" She was being way too seductive. Shawty I aint gay!

"Yea I wanna see your gun but what does this have to do with anything?"

"Lift my dress up baby."
All i'm thinking is, what the hell.
I went along with this anyway.
I stuck my hand out and did what she said.
😳 there was the gun. Between her gluteus. Wow.
Some one knocked on the window so I rolled it down. I didn't notice but we were still in this position. Damn.

"Wassup?" I asked.

"Uh, can you-"I know that voice anywhere.
When the person turned around, Nyla sat in my lap 10 seconds after. It was this niggah Keenon😒😒.

"Keenon?"
"Cassie? The [fudge] you doing here?" I'm looking at this niggah like, we don't talk. Why you asking so many questions.

"I went to the salon, and got some groceries." I said not caring about the fact she was kissing on my cheek. I was holding her waist; trying to keep her back was no joke. And her butt was close to swallowing my lap.
"Nawh I mean, why are you here? In this car, with her, and in this position?" He looked infuriated.

"Why so many questions handsome?" She took this time out to respond to Keenon.

"Come on. We going home." Keenon opened the door and took me out the car with Nyla right behind.

"My cars over there." I pointed to my Matte Blue Audi Spyder E-Tron, Lavender. When we got to the car, he hopped in the drivers seat, I hopped in the back and put the bags up front just so I won't hear his noise. Yeah we're in the same car, but not across from one another.

This girl doesn't learn. And I was agitated. I'm not into girls, girl!
She sat on my lap again. Like move! Yg swerved the car and she held on to my neck. Why you aint fall off my lap yet? Strong a$h. When we arrived Yg took out the groceries, opened the back door and pulled me out by my wrist. Nyla tagged along. Then another car pulled up in the drive way. It was his friend 'Mustard'.
He took my key from off the top of the door frame, and opened the door. Steph was by the front door. Aww man here we go.