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Dom!Drunk!russia X sub!drunk!reader

Straight to it my lovely sinners, this is a gay one with some pain kiiiinks!!! A little present just for you!~~ Enjoy, my sweets~

ALSO, Anyone ever notice how chips have the "tos" on the end? Chee"tos". Dori"tos". Fri"tos". Tos chips. Yes.

You and the Russian male were in his room, drinking vodka and eating some chips, like Cheetos or Doritos or something. You were both drunk as hell, watching some kids show on the tv and being a couple of average odd end depressed teens. You were basically cuddling on eachother, you being in his lap with his arms around you and you leaning back against his chest, just loving the embrace of it. His soft humming and drunken mumbling in your ear made you chuckle a little, until you could hear a few of his soft spoken words. "... wanna do something fuuunnn~...." Your face flushed dark red. You knew how the Russian was when he was drunk, sometimes he got a bit touchy and ended out horny from it. " ...ruski, what are you p-planning...?" You hummed. "...just a little fun time~" he responded quickly. You went to ask him what exactly, but he stopped you by dipping his head down and planting a few kisses against your neck. You shivered, holding onto his arms as he littered your neck in kisses, then licks, eventually a few hickeys as well. You were a flustered mess, making soft noises and whimpers at his actions. You gasped a little as he lightly bit into the sweet spot on your neck, sending a pleasing pain down your spine. He bit down harder, making you shudder a little. "R-russia...~" You murmured, and went tense realizing his actions had made you hard. You tried to cover it, but his arms were in the way. He saw what you were doing and slipped a hand down, putting it directly against the tent in your pants. You shivered, resting your head back against him and whimpered as he bit into your neck harder, starting to rub your clothed part. "Mmm... This must be for me, Da?~" He said as he let go of your neck, leaving a bite mark that would take a few days to go away. You nodded softly as he pulled your pants off You, keeping you in his lap. Russia then slipped a hand up your shirt to gently rub and tease your chest, lightly pinching one of your nipples between his fingers while his other hand went down to rub your erect dick through the cloth of your boxers. You moaned lightly, shifting your hips to grind against the tall males crotch. He made a few small noises, and you felt him get hard pretty quick, his tent poking your ass a little as you continued shifting on him like this. He seemed to like it a lot, and soon pushed you off him and flipped you over to pin you against the bed. His eyes were full of drunken lust as he looked down at you, pulling your shirt off to leave you in your boxers. You covered your face out of embarrassment, and you could feel his warm breath against your chest, teasingly nipping at the skin with his sharp teeth. "M-mmh, r-r...ruski...~" You moaned lightly, feeling him draw a little blood as he trailed down your stomach. His hand gently rubbed the tent in your boxers, making you shiver in pleasure. You watched as he pulled your boxers down, and off, letting your stone hard dick stick up tall and proud. He slowly stroked it, smirking at your shivering form. "Mmf... R-rusSIA!~~" You suddenly gasped as he leaned his head down to slide your tip into his mouth. He gently nibbled on the sensitive head, running his tongue against it to get at the pre that was slowly leaking from it. You gripped the bed, letting out shaky sighs and whimpers as he began to stroke the length of it while still licking and nibbling the tip. His mouth felt like heaven, slowly sliding down your shaft and making you moan in stimulation as his tongue worked against your shaft. "F-fuck, ruski... Ohh it feels so good~~" you murmur, still feeling the effect of the cheap vodka from earlier. His gentle nibbling and sucking was making your toes curl a little, such simple movements being an overstimulation to your sensitive body.

He soon began to Bob his head, working his tongue against your shaft and making sure to hit all the right spots. "R-russ, i-im.. G-g-gonna...~" You moan out, gripping the bed as he continued, you could feel your cockhead at the back of his throat and it felt amazing. Soon you come, and the Russian dipped his head all the way down to drink it up. The way it felt when he swallowed, the gentle squeeze and relax pattern of his throat wrapping around your tip, as if to drain all your release to hungrily gulp it down. After a moment he pulled back, gasping for air a little and looking at you with a lusty grin. His expression made your dick go hard again, and you watched as he undressed himself and pulled your legs up. "N-no lube...?" You whimper slightly. He looked like he had forgotten and licked two of his fingers, making sure they were nice and coated with his thick saliva and a little of your own come. He lowered his hand down, slowly pushing a finger into you. You whimpered a little , it hurt but you wanted more. "K-keep going rrrrruski~" you purr, and he happily did, starting to pump his finger in and out of your hole and making you shiver. The feel of it traveling into you then right back out, the heated sensation it gave you was enough to satisfy your immediate need. You soon felt him add another finger, and a third, whimpering as he stretched your hole out and fingered it thoroughly. when he thought you were ready, he pulled his fingers out, putting his tip against you and pushing your legs up again. "...this might hhhurt a little~~" he hummed, you simply nodded, need in him too much to care. You felt him slowly enter you, the head of his length siding in smoothly with the rest not far behind. You closed your eyes, trying to get used to the larger size as quickly as possible. It was such an intense feeling, his throbbing shaft being so deep into your greedy hole, making you moan out as he started to slowly rock his hips. "Mm...f-fuck (y/n), you're so tight~" he said, shifting to thrust into you at a better angle. It didn't take long for him to hit your prostate, making you shudder hard and grip onto the bed. He noticed your reaction and leaned up to pin your arms against the sheets, starting to thrust into that spot. With each movement of his hips he sent waves after wave of intense pleasure into you, leaning down to nibble on your neck more and starting to bite down. He soon drew blood with his bites, making you gasp lightly. "F-faster... Russ please, fuck me faster~~" you whine. "Aww, impatient aren't we, love~" he hummed back as he quickly did as you asked. His thrusts sped up, making you moan and whimpers as he continued attacking your neck at the same time.

Soon you were a panting mess, moaning the Russians name repeatedly as he continued to pound into you. The pleasure was extreme, and the blood dripping down your neck and collarbone from his biting wasn't helping with anything either. It made you more excited, and you could feel your climax coming up quickly, the knot forming in your stomach was twisting up. "r-RussIA, I'm clOSE!!!~~" You moan to him. " m-me too, (Y/N)!~" He panted back, burying his face into your bleeding neck and biting down on your collarbone, leaving another bleeding bite mark that sent chills up your spine. Your body began to ache with the need to climax, so you bucked your hips up lightly to get more friction. Perfect move. The added friction made him come inside you, moaning and continuing to thrust into you. You could feel his cum hitting your prostate and shooting deep into your insides, the feeling of the hot thick liquid made you arch your back in pleasure. You came soon after, your release getting all over your chest and stomach. It was amazing. He rode out his orgasm, slowly continuing to thrust into you until he came to a panting stop. He slowly pulled out, moaning softly as you did, and then flipped into the bed beside you. "Mmm... You were so good (Y/N)...~" He murmured huskily, leaning over to lick your cum off your chest and stomach, then going up to pick the blood off your neck and collarbone. You shivered lightly, cuddling close to him as he finished. "B-best day ever~" you hum, feeling Russia pull a blanket over your tired bodies. The last thing you remember is feeling his body close and his hand rubbing your side, whispering sweet drunken things to you as you both fall asleep.

(A/N) 1558 words, holy cow I enjoyed writing that lemon, I hope you enjoyed it my lusty sinners, I'll see you all in the next lusty little story!!!~~