Avengers [chats, scenarios, & one-shots] + Y/N

Drunk people

(You may skip this writing to view the chat describing the aftermath of Stank's Party)

Setting: Everyone was drunk, even Steve and Bucky because Bruce found a formula capable of such chaos

Tony was leaning on a bar table barely able to hold himself upright. His head was slightly bobbing up and down to the music until he started to do the Macarena.

Clint, he was with Bruce and Natasha skipping around like a flightless bird who wished to fly. Natasha and Bruce were skipping around Clint like nothing else mattered, until they all fell down.

Thor and Loki didn't get too drunk, they were at least bonding a bit as brothers, trying to learn how to play Uno against each other. (No magic allowed)

Steve and Bucky were dancing to Old Town Road.  They both sang to it
"I'm gonna ride till I can't no mo" until Steve started twerking, and Bucky Yelled, "America's number one ass" while slapping it. (That was a whole different story)

Sam was drowning in the pool, because he fell in and was trying to act like a dolphin.

Vision (couldn't get drunk) so he was sitting next Wanda, and her drunk speedster Twin

What was Y/N doing you ask? Since one of Y/N's powers was flight, she was floating around in a costume until she hit a pole, and fell on the ground in a heap.

Disclaimer:
Others, such as Strange Wong, the GOTG, and such would be invited to the next party.

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Drunk peeps chat: The next day

Vision created a chat

He invited Tony, Wanda, Natasha, Pietro, Sam, Steve, Clint, Bucky, Bruce, and of course Y/N

[Wanda]: Hello Vis

[Vision]:    :)

[Natasha]: I wish I never got drunk

[Steve]: My head Hurts

[Bucky]: Mine too

[Y/N]: How dare you wake me. Wait, why do I have a bandage on my head?

[Vision]: Miss Y/N, you used one of your powers, and ran into a metal pole. The Asgardians helped fix you up a bit.

[Thor]: UNO WAS WONDERFUL !

[Loki]: You were doing fine with this until now Thor..

[Tony]: *Laughs hysterically*

[Sam]: Why is Tony laughing?

[Tony]: I can't believe what the cameras captured! It's hilarious

[Pietro]: Lemme see that *Grabs what Tony is looking at*

[Tony]: Hey!

[Pietro]: Haha, I cant believe Y/N flew into a pole!

[Y/N]: It hurt

[Tony]: Sam was acting like a drowning dolphin in a pool, and the Soldiers were slapping each other's butts, then-

[Steve]: Shut up

[Y/N]: I excuse your language only this time, and I'm going to sleep, see ya

[Steve]: Me too

[Bucky]: That makes three

Everyone logged off

Chatroom has closed

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