Dear Diary,
Dude I'm gay as fuck lmao this new girl Ramona is my dormmate at The University of Carolina in the Sky. And also. She's HOT AS HELL damn. I'ma real quick snatch her up with my ninja powers.
Anyway, I'ma go rewatch Narnia. Bye mothafuckas!
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the diary of roxie richter
Humorwith additional entries from ramona flowers, envy adams, knives chau, scott pilgrim, and wallace wells
