Supernatural Origins Reacts to Ships

Matchie

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"What's the ship and why are we here with them?" Austin asked pointing over at the Packhaven werewolves, who were glaring at him as well. 

"Well, um, so your groups are both here because there is a member from both of your groups who is in the ship we're about to react to."

"Which is?" Relena asked. 

"Well I call it Matchie." Both the Packhaven pack and the True Alpha pack stare at me blankly. "Otherwise known as Mario x Ritchie."

There is dead silence for a moment before Mario starts protesting vehemently on account of him killing some of their allies while Ritchie objected on the account of the stupid hat. 

"Calm down, we get it, you don't like the ship."

"How could anyone ever think that we would make a good pairing?" Mario asked. 

"Weeeeeeelllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll..."

"She has fanfiction written for this too." Bri said as she scrolled through her phone. "Though this one is more with a Yandere Ritchie and I'm not sure how to feel about it."

"Wait what?" Ritchie snatched the phone from her and started looking through it. He then looked at me and said. "No. Just no."

Me: Holds hands up in surrender before asking. "So ship or dip you guys?"

"DIP." Mario and Ritchie both chorused. 

This was followed by everyone saying dip including myself.