Problems TVD/TW [1] **Completed**

Pilot

Gilbert Residence:
(Kitchen)

Jenna: Toast. I can make toast.
Elena: It's all about the coffee, aunt Jenna.
Jeremy: Is there coffee?
Jenna: Your first day of school and I'm totally unprepared. Lunch money?
Dahlia: Thank you.
Elena: I'm good.
Jenna: Anything else? A number two pencil? What am I missing?
Dahlia: Don't you have a big presentation today?
Jenna: I'm meeting with my thesis advisor at... now. Crap!
Elena: Then go. We'll be fine. You two okay? (Dahlia nods)
Jeremy: Don't start.

Bonnie's Car:

Bonnie: So Grams is telling me I'm psychic. Our ancestors were from Salem, witches and all that, I know, crazy, but she's going on and on about it, and I'm like, put this women in a home already! But then I started thinking, I predicted Obama and I predicted Heath Ledger, and I still think Florida will break off and turn into little resort islands... Elena! Dahlia! Back in the car.
Elena: We did it again, didn't we? I'm sorry, Bonnie. You were telling us that...
Dahlia: That she's psychic now.
Elena: Right. Okay, then predict something... About us.
Bonnie: I see...
(A crowd hits the car)

Bonnie: What was that?! Oh my god! Elena, Dahlia, are you ok?
Dahlia: It's ok. We're fine.
Bonnie: It was like a bird or something. It came out of nowhere.
Elena: Really, we can't be freaked out by cars for the rest of our lives.
Bonnie: I predict this year is going to be kick-ass. And I predict all the sad and dark times are over and you are going to be beyond happy. And, you, Dahlia, are going to find love and be extremely happy.
Dahlia: Thanks Bon.

Mystic Falls High School:

Bonnie: Major lack of male real estate. Look at the shower curtain on Kelly Beech. She looks like a hot- can I still say "tranny mess"?
Dahlia: No, that's over.
Bonnie: Ahh, find a man, coin a phrase. It's a busy year.
(Elena waves at Matt; he ignores her)

Elena: He hates me.
Bonnie: That's not hate. That's " You dumped me, but I'm too cool to show it, but secretly I'm listening to Air Supply's greatest hits."
(Caroline approaches them)

Caroline: Dahlia, Elena, oh my god. (She hugs them) How are you? Oh, it's so good to see you. How are they? Are they good?
Dahlia: Caroline, we're right here. And we're fine. Thank you.
Caroline: Really?
Elena: Yes, we're much better.
Caroline: Oh, you poor things. (Hugs them again)
Dahlia: Ok, Caroline. We need to breathe.
Caroline: Oh! Okay, see you guys later?
Bonnie: Ok! Bye!
Elena: No comment.
Bonnie: I'm not going to say anything.

[Outside the office]

Bonnie: Hold up, who's this?
Elena: All I see is back.
Dahlia: It's a hot back.

Bonnie: I'm sensing Seattle, and he plays the guitar.
Elena: You're really going to run this whole psychic thing into the ground, huh?
Bonnie: Pretty much.
Elena: I'll be right back. (Runs after Jeremy)
Bonnie: You not going with?
Dahlia: Nah, I'd rather see sexy back.
Bonnie: Hot back.
Dahlia: Yeah, whatever.
Bonnie+Dahlia: Please be hot. (They laugh)

[History Class]

Tanner: Once our home state of Virginia joined confederacy in 1861, it created a tremendous amount of tension within the state. People in Virginia's northwest region had different ideals than those from the traditional deep South. Then Virginia divided in 1863 with the Northwest region joining the Union. (Continues talking)
Dahlia: *whisper-shouts* Bonnie, look. (Makes sick noises while pointing at Elena and Stefan)