Author Msg: As we all know this is the MOST anticipated fan fiction on this fucking site. So Here we go...
The day was cold, dark.
Thirty years after cucumber and onions inevitable break up .
cucumber is sitting in in his house/kitchen downing hi 3449th Glass of Strychnine and Vodka.
suddenly the door swings open, onions silhouette in the door frame.
she says "existence" then dies (lol)
then cucumber stands up walks over to the body and simply says "lol XD ya fucking onion breathed spherical stinky shreck lookin' ass, bitch you fuckin' deserved it"
turns out cucumber had a shotgun containing a shell with traces of the black plague in it...
lol
