Stand ' U N k N O W n ' ( Jojo Bizarre Adventure Fanfic )

German Shenanigans

Note:

• Translation in open-close parenthesis

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Luna PoV

I threw my bag onto my chair and lay down a bit... right now, I feel like a old person but atleast I'm going home by 1pm as a girl with green haired ponytail went up to me " U-uh... hi, is this seat is vacant? " she asked.

" Whatever... " I looked at the windows as she sat beside me.

" You must be Luna right? My name is Zebbiana Tsuki nice to meet you " she smiled, I was so annoyed by her face so in return I gave her a cold stare.

" So... uh... why are you like this? " Zebbiana asked.

" Why the hell do you care? " That is what I answered to her.

" It's just... I noticed how you're in a bad mood on your second day and uhm.. I also noticed that you were too shy to make friends " Zebbiana replied as I choke out in belief.

" Me? Shy? Pfft! Pathetic I ain't shy! It's just I hate people... and I'm a closed person so fuck this and everything! " I shouted at her as she looked away without a word. We were both silent for awhile.

" My back was hurt because... some bad guy hit me in the stomach during in the boxing match of Jonathan and Dio... I kinda was... held hostage by that guy so yeah " I answered her question annoyedly shy.

" I-i see... so what school did you study when you were little? " she asked, I gripped her polo.

" NO. ONE. ASK. ME. OR. MY. CHILDHOOD. GOT IT?! " I scared her to death, everyone was looking at me as I let her go.

" Just keep your mouth shut would you? You don't have the right to know me and my personal life. "

Classes began as a teacher went in all the sudden, they all stood and bow at him so I copied them too as all of us sat down and he wrote his name... " My name is Mr. Guźeldis, I am from Germany and I'm here to teach all of you guys about Germans. One thing, starting today you will speak to me in german language " He replied.

" WAIT WHA-?! " All of us except me was shocked.

" Kennt jemand die deutsche Hauptstadt? " he asked, everyone was confused on what he was saying, mumbles were heard into this very room. I rolled my eyes and raised my hand.

( Does anyone know the German capital? )

" Die Hauptstadt von Deutschland ist das Stadtland Berlin " I answered.

( The capital of Germany is the city of Berlin )

" I'm impressed Ms. Joestar, where did you even learned to speak German? " He asked.

" als ich klein war, interessierte ich mich für den österreichisch-preußischen krieg und beschloss, mehr über sie zu erfahren und fing an, deutsche waffen online zu sammeln, also ... ja. Ich habe sie so sehr bewundert, dass ich all ihre Militärwaffen sehen würde " I replied to them... pathetic morons.

( When I was little, I was interested in the Austro-Prussian War and decided to learn more about it and started collecting German weapons online, so ... yes. I admired her so much that I would see all her military weapons )

" Gleich! Ich möchte wirklich mehr über dieses Land wissen, aber ich kenne diese Sprache ein bisschen " I was shocked that Zebbiana learned a bit about German language, I looked at the time and it was 12:30.

( Same! I really want to know more about this country, but I know this language a bit )

" I'm very impressed from the both of you and by the way Ms. Joestar you can speak english to me and your partner for the whole quarter IF you could tell me what is the symbol of the Nazi Flag? " He asked, I kept helding my chin about that darn flag.

" Maybe she couldn't answer that question lol... shuch a show-off " The mean girl replied as everyone was laughing except zebbiana, my upper face has a shadow on it. As I breathed in and stood up.

" In Mein Kampf beschrieb Adolf Hitler die Symbolik der Nazifahne, die bedeutet, dass das Rote den sozialen Gedanken ausdrückt, der der Bewegung zugrunde liegt. Weiß der nationale Gedanke. Und das Hakenkreuz bedeutete die uns zugeteilte Mission - den Kampf um den Sieg der arischen Menschheit und gleichzeitig den Triumph des Ideals der schöpferischen Arbeit. Es gibt zwar Länder wie Österreich, Frankreich, Litauen, Lettland, Polen, die Ukraine, Brasilien und Israel, die den Nationalsozialismus verboten haben " That what I answered as some of them nosebleed, but one student fainted as they have no single idea what I literally just said.

( In Mein Kampf Adolf Hitler described the symbolism of the Nazi flag, which means that the red expresses the social thought underlying the movement. The national thought knows. And the swastika meant the mission assigned to us - the struggle for the victory of Aryan humanity and, at the same time, the triumph of the ideal of creative work. There are countries like Austria, France, Lithuania, Latvia, Poland, Ukraine, Brazil and Israel, which have banned National Socialism )

" Wow... That's a lot of information but, from now on you and your seatmate can speak English until the end of the 4th quarter " Mr. Guźeldis clapped at me, Zebbiana smiled at me as I did not realize, I made friend with a nerd. I got my permission slip out and went to the teacher.

" Uhm... sir, can I be fucking excused? You see... My back hurts after some guy beated me up in the ring from Jonathan and Dio and my mom texted my adviser about it so I didn't want you to worry so yeah... " I asked him half politely and half rude, he laughed a bit too.

" Sure, I'll sign it... You know, you remind me of someone who usually swears a lot " he replied as he finished signing the slip, I bowed and went back to get my bag.

" Now you students know... You should follow her as a good sample of learning German... Now... ZURÜCK ZUR KLASSE! " He shouted, I got my bag and whispered to her.

( Back to class! )

" Come with me, bitch " I grabbed her collar tightly, everyone was shocked on what I did to her. I closed the door behind.

" Give me your phone " I requested her, she was confused she asked go ms why as I used my hand to get something.

" I SAID! GIVE. ME. YOUR. PHONE! " I requested to her one more time in annoyance, she grabbed her phone quickly as I kept pressing to her contacts

" U-uh what are y-you d-doing?? " Zebbiana asked to me scaredly as I handed her my phone.

" Obvious? I'm giving you my effin' number and besides.." I looked away. " You had some nerve to talk and to be friends with me... This is my first time going to school after all. Tomorrow wait for me by the school entrance. Ok nerd? " I asked to her shyly, as I walked away waving at her behind. As I walked home on my own slowly made it safely at home only to see Dio and Kakyoin fighting for some reason

" Tadaima " I shouted as I went in weakly, I tripped onto one of the wood and suddenly fell down on the floor. I tried to get up but... It's the pain in the back, it's increased lately. Mom saw me as she went up to me.

" You ok sweetie? " She asked, I answered with a silent NO. As Joseph carried me to my room and slept peacefully.

Bonus Scene...

Zebbiana walked inside pf the classroom, everyone went up to her even the teacher too " So why did she called you?? " Martha Zukujo the mean girl asked her she muted and smiled.

" I think.... She LiKeS mE " She replied in a lewd way, everyone cooed.

" As a friend! " She shouted like she has fooled all of them,as everyone fell down when she said that.