What if...?

Introduction - It all started with flipping a coin in space

Heyya there people!

So this idea came from when I did something I like to call: #thinking-time (more like stupid-time). And no it doesn't work without the hashtag. *grins* (picture at the top for "flipping a coin in space").

Seeing as I'm crazy, like to do research and make things funny and ironic for people to read, I thought: "why not make a book where I gather all this stupidness and ask other people to join in?!" It hit me in the face like a house, carried by a tornado into my open arms. Yes, I just compared all of this stupidness to a house, bite me.

*clears throat* so, ladies and gentlemen and aliens and immortals and amazing people and terrifyingly amazing people and fabulous people and... *frowns in thought* ... many other, I present to you *turns to the nonexistent drummers* drumroll please! *closes eyes and imitates doing a drumroll while making weird sounds* WHAT IF...? With Sam. *clears throat and smirks* aka me. *holds out a hand* nice to meet ya!

So just a warning before we start this... it will probably get ugly. As in probably have too much reflecting and overthinking - something I'm exceptionally good at. I really hope you enjoy this.

Other than that be sure to let me know any crazy, stupid, horrible question you have about the world or anything else that if you asked your teachers, they would look at you as if you were an entity straight from Hell then send you to the principle where they would call your parents and as soon as you get home your parents would abandon you and disappear off the face of the earth. *looks around awkwardly* it hasn't happened to me! Nopeee!! Anyway, it can be anything. Of course I will include my own opinion about the matter but also try to be as neutral as possible. I will just be describing things in a better view for you to understand and, hopefully, make you laugh.

If you haven't noticed already I really like telling jokes and making people laugh. So this should come naturally to me. I will also not be planning for each of these topics which means my perfectionism and OCD wouldn't be able to take part in it. THAT'S JUST GREAT ISN'T IT?!

*mutters to self* this will probably get a thousand reads. *grins* all of them from me! *shrugs* I will love to make even one person laugh. Just let me know when you do laugh. *narrows eyes* that's a MUST!

Try to make the questions as challenging as possible. I love a great writer's block. *winks* which I currently am in right now... *mutters* and is also the reason to why I'm doing this in the first place.

*clears throat* anyway! I'm talking too much. You should probably have noticed by now that I'm really talkative... *frowns* which isn't a good thing I presume? *silence* I'll shut up then.

That is all from me for now, folks. I'm not sure if the first question will be one of mine or one of yours. I will see what I can do. But remember! Don't stop asking questions. (Question form -> next part)

Stay crazy!

- Samx