GREEN EGGS AND HAM | Greener than ham

It's Morning, Sam.

A bright and sunny day, oh what a delight- Sam-I-Am and Guy-Am-I sleeping with their eyes so tight. It was half past 7 in the morning, but they were so tired. Sam had to be at work, or he'll be fired.
"It's morning, Sam-I-Am." Guy whispered to Sam.
Oh yes, it was time for breakfast: Green eggs and ham.
"Oh.. Good morning Guy." Sam yawned.
The silence was cut, with some who-vile bitch cutting the lawn.
"I'd best be going down to make breakfast." Sam suggested. Guy couldn't wait to have Green eggs and ham digested.
"It will be best." Guy replied. "Go down now, before you get denied."
Sam was clueless with what Guy meant, so he went down, his hat not bent.

Sam cooked the eggs, and Michelle fried gave the ham a finch; Oh wait, she's vegetarian; Ain't she a bitch.
"Guy! E.B! Breakfast is ready!" Sam called. Guy and E.B came down as all. Placing the plates as Sam did so, looking at Guy while keeping his dick low.
Guy took a bite, he enjoyed it of course; He would eat it with Sam, because he was hung like a horse. Something was off though Guy thought; he looked at Sam, ready to call him a thot. "
"You slick motherfucker. I like my eggs scrambled you miserable piece of shit." Guy said in a British tone. Sam was sad, ready to sit on stone.
Guy spits on Sam, no regret. He was horny, Sam could bet.
"I-I'm sorry." Sam stuttered. He wanted sex, but he couldn't do it without butter. E.B went to her room, watching My Little Pony. She has knew that Guy was a phony.
Sam immediately unbuckled his pants, Guy took off his rants. They were about Michelle, because he was gay; She knew that right? Wouldn't you say.
Sam went to sucking guys cock, "Yes, finally some good fucking food" Sam had thought.
Guy moaned of delight, and fingered Sam's ass.
Oh how tight! He needed a pass.
"NIGGA!" Guy yelled, he was just about shot. But seeing his dick sucked was him getting caught.
Sam wanted to go reverse cowgirl style, and indeed he knew that it'll be worth Guys while.
Sam bounces on Guys mighty cookie cock, no scream or cry, came from Guys utter shock. There were only moans that came from both, but there was something he would loath.
It was time for Sam's spanking, so he turned him around. Though it wasn't a spanking, but it got him Aroused.
Guy ate his ass, Sam moaned. He needed to record it, but he didn't have his phone.
This went on for hours, no one knew how long; All that was left, was Guy's wide thong.

In their sleep, slept Sam and Guy. He lied his hand on Guys ass, because he was never shy. E.B and Michelle moved out, she felt betrayed: If only she knew that Guy was gay.