Character one shots

Meliodas x reader

This is not what you signed up for.

Not at all.

You and Elizabeth were hiding behind one of the flipped over tables in the corner of the room. Where you had been for the last hour.

Food and beer were flying around the room and you couldn't hear what Elizabeth was trying to tell you over all the yelling. Finally having enough of all this, you stood up, ready to say something... only to have a mug of beer hit and spill all over you.

No one in the room seemed to notice this and continued on with the argument at hand.

Standing there, eyes closed, you felt the beer drip down the inside of your shirt and onto the floor. When you opened your eyes, you saw that the alcoholic beverage had stained your favorite white outfit, ruining it and leaving it almost see through.

When it finally registered that this utterly stupid fight was the reason your outfit was destroyed, you exploded.

"What the hell?!"

Everyone stopped and turned at the sound of your voice echoing throughout the room.

You stood their in all of your angered glory. When they saw what your clothes looked like and the way your eyes twitched along with your scowl, they knew that they were not going to escape unscathed.

Taking a few cautious steps forwards, and with a perverted grin, Meliodas was the first to speak.

"At least the beer didn't go completely to waste!"

You only stared at him before being able to bite out a response through clenched teeth.

"What?"

His eyes widened, Meliodas quickly realized his error and tried to fix it.

"I mean, at least it didn't fall to the floor?"

Smiling, You replied with the single most terrifying thing you could have said in that moment.

"Wrong answer~"

Not even giving Meliodas a second to comprehend what was going on, you grabbed a frying pan (none of the others knew where you had grabbed it from) and swung at Meliodas.

Flying out the (ironically) open door, Meliodas landed somewhere far away from the tavern (He would later take this incident as a reason to never piss you off.)

Everyone watched Meliodas until he was finally out of their line of sight, then they turned around to watch you, cloaked in a fearful silence.

That is until Ban started laughing.

"T-the captain h-he was-"

Ban was then also punted out the door, leaving the others to face the wrath of the mortal terror known as (Name).

You then turned to face the sins, a harsh glare settled on your normally peaceful features.

"Anyone else?" you practically growled, skillfully flipping the pan around in you hand.

The sins shook their heads quickly, none of them wanting to end up like Meliodas and Ban. Nodding your head in satisfaction, you spun around to face Elizabeth.

"I'm getting kinda tired Princess," you smiled, "I'll be heading to bed. You coming up too?"

Giggling, the Princess of Liones shook her head in understanding, while looking  around to assess the damage that she would end up having to clean up.

Grinning, you started up the stairs towards your room, intent on finishing the night off with a relaxing bath.

As you waited for the bath to fill up, you began to undress, leaving yourself in only tour undergarments. You picked up your dirty shirt, and threw it into the laundry hamper, whimpering quietly at the thought of the damage to your precious baby. Grabbing everything you would need for bed, you walked into your personal bathroom and tested
the water with your hand.