A creation story

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Once upon a time there were lots of pink shiny unicorns sliding down rainbows. Then they got the sniffles, so they stuffed pink cotton candy up their noses and since they were very stupid unicorns they stuffed it down their mouths too. And they choked and died. Then the people on Mars shot them out of rocket launchers (unicorns turn yellow when they die) and they were known as shooting stars.

THE END

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