"Man is it just me or you look kind of familiar.""Help me!"
"Oh yeah? I think I might have fuck you before hot stuff, you want to do it again this time?"
"Uh no that's just gross, I mean have you seen yourself in the mirror lately? You look like a crack addict on steroids wearing clothes made up of leather and dude it wasn't really fashionable for my taste and you reek just as bad I can practically see plants dying within ten mile radius."
"That's not what I will hear when you scream my name while I fuck you."
"Come on man, I know you're sexually frustrated but raping an innocent girl wasn't necessary unless your spawn of Satan that is. Plus, I know the feeling. Anyway, let's have some negotiation shall we? let go of her and you can still see the good future ahead of you and get a nice life while you can or- you will not like what I will do to you."
"I would have taken you seriously hot stuff but with the way you sway your hips like that, I believe I want to choose the other option which sounds really kinky."
"From a second there I thought you would choose the former but I'm glad you didn't because I could really use some distraction right now."
"Hit me sweetheart."
"Gladly."
Smack!
Thud!
Crack!
"Ahhhhhh!"
"I thought you told me to hit you."
"Not-arrghhh-like-ngggk-this-ugggghaaah!"
"Sorry dude we have different ways on how to take things. And I take yours seriously."
"Oh cops are here! Have a good time spending your nice life behind bars. Say hello to my friends in there will you? They kind of hate me but I hate them too but that doesn't mean I can't be nice sometimes."
"I'll kill you bitch!"
"That's what all they say."
"Hey are you okay? Don't worry you're okay now, everything's alright. ssshhh."
"T-thank you."
"You're going home now. You're safe okay?"
"Mmmhn."
"We will take it from here, Spidergirl. Your parents must be proud of you and Spiderman in saving lives. Once again, thank you."
"Uhm Anytime officer. Make sure she's safe."
"I will."
sighs. "More like they're proud of Peter."
"Nice punch."
"Peter!"
"I'm not Peter."
"Herron? What are you doing here?"
"Just looking for my favorite girl."
"Bullshit. You hate me."
"True and you hate me too."
"True."
"I'm around the city and thought I could say hi."
"You're never civil with me."
"I am now."
"What's with the change?"
"..."
"You really did great out there and... you save her."
"..."
"..."
"Oh my god! You like her?"
"Uh..."
"You? Like someone? You have a heart?"
"Hey! I am not that bad!"
"You so are, you always kick me under the table and keep on stealing my fries without having an ounce of regret after! That means you're heartless piece of shit!"
"Geez. It was just a friendly gesture."
"Friendly gesture my ass."
"Is she okay?"
"She will be."
"I am a loser you know? I can't even punch to save my life when my brother is all that cool and can fight aliens but me? I couldn't even save her. I am useless."
"Not because you can't fight or the same as your brother doesn't mean you're a loser. Peter was loser too you know but look at him now, having a Jane who likes him not because he is spiderman but he is Peter."
"Your brother is genius though."
"And you're clever although you're annoying most of the time."
"She hates me that's why she run away from me and she just disappeared when I go after her and next thing I know... I was watching you beat the crap out of that asshole and I- get scared and god I was wimp seeing her like that I can't even look at her knowing it was my fault why she was there."
"It's not your fault, you didn't know it will happen. Herron she knows it too, she shouldn't have run in the darkest alley just to get away from you. It was partly her fault but you? You came after her, you didn't let her be out there alone. It's not your fault."
"I hurt her."
"There's no way I can convince you otherwise, is there?"
"Let's just get you home. We will talk about this tomorrow."
"I want to see if she's okay."
"She's okay now but you're clearly not so come on. Man up and get your lazy butt to your bed."
"Thanks Angelina."
"Yeah."
"No really, thank you."
"Don't sweat it."
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Spiderman's Sister [dialogue story]
Teen Fiction"S-Spiderman?" "Dude that's insulting do I look like a man to you?" "S-Spiderwoman?" "Nah it's not me, I'm Spiderman's sister." "Oh uh. I d-didn't know Spiderman has a sister." "Me neither."