More Angry Birds One Shots

Third Date

Thanks for the request, weird_blueberry . This takes place in my Female!Red AU. Enjoy!

“I don't know about this, Silver," Red said nervously. “Last time I went on a date was two years ago, and it was with Chuck."

“That reminds me, what happened between you two?" Silver asked curiously as she did Red's feathers.

“It was after our third date, he told me what three dates means, and I worried it would ruin our friendship. Plus, he always drove me nuts."

“He's been driving me nuts since the moment I hatched," Silver pointed out. “You know, technically, this is your third date with Leonard."

Red raised an eyebrow. “What are you talking about?"

“Red, you said you guys shared two other moments together," Silver explained. “The first was in the submarine when he offered a refreshment and you accepted. The second was when you had a bit of the bubbly after Mighty Eagle and Zeta's wedding, and you confessed your feelings for each other. Those count as dates."

“I never thought of it that way," Red said nervously. “But tonight, we're just having dinner and a movie. Nothing more than that."

Silver put Red's head feathers up in a bun and tucked a sparkly comb in them. Before Red could leave, Silver whispered, “Have fun tonight."

“Silver!"

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“Ready for your date, Leonard?" Courtney asked excitedly.

“When it comes to dating, Courtney, I'm always ready!" Leonard answered, wearing a tux.

“Breath spray?"

“Check."

“Lucky hanky?"

“Check."

“Giant rusty anchor?"

“Uh-oh."

“I'm just messing with you," Courtney laughed. Leonard scowled. “You got nothing to worry about. You love Red, and Red loves you. Just relax, and have a good time!"

Leonard sighed. “You're right. I got this."

“And remember what we talked about," Courtney reminded him. “Be attentive, confident, and chivalrous."

“I can do that," Leonard said, confidently stroking his beard with his hoof tips. “And Courtney? Take care of those files."

Courtney rolled her eyes as he left.

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Red took the slingshot to Piggy Island to meet with her date. Luckily, her head feathers stayed intact... except for the two on the top of her head. When she landed in front of a restaurant called “FANCY!", Red tried to readjust them, but they just kept popping back up.