yes we're gay. we rob rock n roll mcdonalds. we exist

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by kaomisasupremacy

by kaomisasupremacy

(a/n) this is a joke between some friends and i so please enjoy this weirdness and please don't take any ounce of this fic seriously!!!!!!!!!!

chapter 1- yes we're gay. we rob rock n roll mcdonalds. we exist.

Ibuki was sitting in the car with her girlfriend Hiyoko, while her other girlfriend Peko was driving the car.

They had a mini van, like the one every suburban white mom has.

"Where are we going?" Hiyoko whined.

Peko stayed silent for a moment, and then she shouted,
"Vibe check!"
And their mini van fucking slammed right into a Rock N Roll McDonalds, breaking and shattering the windows.

"What the hell is going on?" A Rock N Roll McDonalds guard asked.
"Vibe check!" Peko shouted again, punching him, while Ibuki and Hiyoko fortnite danced in the background.

Once Peko finished vibe checking him, she proceeded to vibe check the rest of the Rock N Roll McDonalds guards and workers.

While she was doing that shit, Ibuki and Hiyoko had different ideas planned.

"Ibuki! Let's get some chicken nuggets!!! All the chicken nuggets!!!" Hiyoko shouted.
"Okay!!! Ibuki wants all the Big Macs in this Rock N Roll McDonalds!!!!!!" Ibuki yelled, grabbing Hiyoko's hand.

"Hiyoko!!! Peko is vibe checking all the works!!!! How will we get our Big Macs and chicken nuggets!!!????" Ibuki cried.
"I got an idea!!!!" Hiyoko laughed.
"What are you gonna do, Hiyoko?" Ibuki raised her eyebrow.
"Let's steal some food!!" Hiyoko suggested.
"Hell yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Ibuki agreed.

So, they proceeded to steal all of the chicken nuggets and Big Macs in Rock N Roll McDonalds, and got them for free, because Peko vibe checked all the workers!!!!!!

Peko walked over to Ibuki and Hiyoko, who were now shoving all of the food that they had into their suburban white mom mini van.
"What are you guys doing?" Peko asked.
"We stole this food because you vibe checked all the workers! Thank you Peko! You're doing god's work!!!!" Ibuki smiled.
"You dumbasses, I was wondering what the hell are you doing. Why are you stuffing food that you stole into our suburban white mom minivan?" Peko questioned.
"Because we need them for when we get out!!!!!!" Hiyoko yelled at Peko.
"You dumbasses!!!!!!!! We crashed the fucking car!! The car won't work!" Peko shouted.
"We crashed the car? Don't you mean, YOU crashed the car?!" Hiyoko snapped.

As her two girlfriends were arguing, Ibuki began to sing:
"(Hamburger)
So I'm lounging around with my crew just chilling (Cheeseburger)
I'm wearing black and white, and I ain't no villain (Big Mac)
And all of a sudden I get this rumbling feeling (Whopper Whopper Whopper Whopper)
It's my stomache It's telling me that I need to be grilling (Hamburger)
Some hamburgers, You know? The big fat and juicy? (Cheeseburger)
The one's that be havin' you licking your lips profusely (Big Mac)
When you take a bite you no longer feel down (Whopper Whopper Whopper Whopper)
Because with that taste of perfection in your mouth you can't frown"

"Thank you Ibuki, very cool!" Hiyoko said.

Out of anger, Peko stormed out of the Rock N Roll McDonalds.
Outside, she saw a Barbie Ferrari, with the keys left in the ignition.
Peko knew what she was going to do.
Steal it.

She ran back into the Rock N Roll Mcdonalds, and told Ibuki and Hiyoko.
"Get your fucking chicken nuggets and Big Macs! I got an idea." Peko said.

Ibuki and Hiyoko got their food together, went outside, and saw the Barbie Ferrari.

"Ooooo! Nice car, Peko-Peko! Whatcha gonna do with it?" Ibuki smiled.
"We're gonna steal it. Get in." Peko said.
"Where are we gonna sit? There's only two front seats." Hiyoko muttered.
"Both of you can sit in the back of the car." Peko suggested.
"Why can't one of u-"
"Ibuki, I'm gonna vibe check you if you don't get to the back of the car right now."
"Okay Peko!!!!!! Your so cool!!!!!" Ibuki said.

And then, Peko started the car, while Hiyoko and Ibuki ate Big Macs and chicken nuggets, on their way to their next adventure.

(a/n) this was so stupid and there is more chapters to come!!!! ecks dee