Cas was 2 jelly. He stole sum cheap ass makeup from Wallmart and dumped it on his face. "Im a buttiful princess," he whispered synthesizaly. "Notice me, deenie weenie, notice me!" And suddenly a wild dean apeared. "Sweet Jesus ITS A WOMAN!!" Dean screamed. "FOR THE VAGINA!!!" And he tried to rape Cas. The angle "no!" Yelled as he wiggled around his dangly bits. "I am no woman, i is a man !!!1!1!1!!!" They starrted making out intensilliy and starrted humping deen. "WTF CASS?!" "Woof im a dog wid a fagyna"
"Cas u a dirdy dirty liddle man." Dean screemed. "LICK MY BUTT WHOLL U SKANK"
Then the slutt bersted in. "NO, LIK MY ASS CASSIE!"
"i will lic the fatest booty. Ass wars, begun !!"
Dean and the whure sturted tweeking on eech othur. "Dean, i hav a convesion, i hav EBOWLA!!"
"WAREd U GeT It?!?!"
"I fucked a goat..." "U had sex with BLOOOODI MARY???"'
DeAn chopped off his ding a ling an d offered it 2 Cas.
The angel bit it. "Tastes like skittles."
Daen transfurmed into a dildo and flew away with a soft anger.
Cas stared up at him longingly as he disapeared in2 the sunset.
"Bico bico bico" he wispered as a tear rolled down his cheak.
The end
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Skittles
Fanfiction"Be my soul mate." He said as he ran his finger down my chest. "If you'll be my valentine." I said suductively. Dean licked my armpits. His tongue smelled like cinnamon apples Destiel Fanfic
