Not From Here [Miraculous Reader Insert]

Where Am I?

You're basically like Peter Parker and you created your own vigilantly suit and suit and web shooters :)

(Ps this is being majorly edited) 

Y/n's POV

I was watching this cheesy ass TV show called Miraculous Ladybug and Chat Noir with my little cousin named Alec. You know that the animation isn't quite the best and the words don't match their lips sometimes because this TV show is originally from Paris, but it's kind of enjoyable.

"Hey Cheek" Alec says looking at you as he lifted his head from your lap and asked. "Don't you think it would be cool if we could live there?". 

"I mean I guess, but I wouldn't want to fight Cheesy sounding villains day after day after- every single day when some one doesn't get what they want when they want it."

"But yeah it would be pretty swee-t" right at that moment Alec took huge yawn and you interrupted you.

"Looks like someone's getting tired" you looked at him with a closed eyed smile.

 "Yeah, Imma go change cheek" 

after he said that Alec took off right into his FNAF themed bed room and changed into his lil' Jammys. 

"CHEEK COME TUCK ME IN PLEASE!" Alec yelled across the house "coming!" You soccer momed into his room and tucked him in and gave him a forehead kiss, yes it seems odd for a stranger to kiss a mother's child on their forehead but you've been babysitting for the Oaks for about 4 years now.

And 15 minutes later...

 Claire came in, Alec's Mother.

 Came through the door in a drunk daze. "Hi Aunty", 

"he-hey my cheeks" she slightly staggered in a daze and took off her heels and I took off her crazy expensive leather jacket like who in the heck would pay more than 20 bucks for an article of clothing. 

 "Here yo-yo-you go my girl" and she handed you two 20 bills staggering while doing so.

"Thanks Auntie" you said as you helped her into her into the master bedroom. You turned on the light and brang  her to the bed and she just plopped onto the bed  and fell right a sleep. 

"See ya Aunt". 

"mmggh".

"love you too". 

After cleaning up Alec's toys and placing a blanket on Claire you went out the door and locked it because you can't be too safe in New York City. My gaze went up into the sky Automatically "Queens is beautiful at night...well for me at least". You see you used to live in the small town of (S/T) but moved for your scholarship into art school. Now I wouldn't say I'm super duper smart but I skipped a few grades.

You decided to get a snack at the convenience store around the block but there's a bitc- I mean one of the popular girls at your school although considering popularity means beauty I guess they're just known as pretty. I put on my mask so that she won't recognize me and call me a fat pig as I leave.

 Normally I wouldn't  have my Spiderwoman suit on hand but Sometimes there's just scum wanting to score just extra cash at night like when to four dudes had those crazy high tech gun weapony thingies and nearly killed 

(After le hotdog)

I ate the pink cylinder of meat and it tasted pretty ok(ﾟ∀ﾟ), I wiped the remains on my jeans and continued to stroll down the streets of Queens. Bout a block a way from my apartment, in a ally way I saw a bright green gleam. 

I thought it was odd because NY usually has drunk hobos, rats and drunk hobo rats but not green glowy lights in alleyways. Being the curious dumbo I am I walked toward the glowy light instead off taking a pic and say 'wut' as the caption like a normal human.

I put on my nano tech suit that Dad made for me so that no one sees my face as I go into this very dirty alley way.

I turned the corner

"Put your hands u—up?

I was starring at a green swirl? That looked about 5 ft tall.

After starring at it for a couple minutes but then I started walking towards It.

"Hey..whoa" It felt, like I was in a spell. My eye's were glued to the bright green swirl but then..

"Stop it you dumb body!" I felt it dragging me closer.

I built a web net to stop me but that got sucked in too!? How I made it so the chemicals in the Web serum are basically I'm possible to break and hear it is BREAKING?!

I finally found the will power to stop but I was still moving!

I fell to my knees, sure I get almost beat into a pulp everyday but this is on the next level.

My things fell in there. 

And soon... I did.

Sorry, I can't take it. I gave up and fell in.

In another freakin dimension  

The two blonde models were in a park, having a photo shoot when suddenly a backpack appeared through green floating hole, followed by a pair of pink glasses popped through then a FREAKIN BODY!? In spandex?

The two brothers turned towards the girl in shock

They we gonna ask a buttload of questions but then she hopped out of there 

YOUR POV

"Ow f-*mew*k that hurts" you looked around you and noticed something. 

You and everything else is 2-ish D.

 "Wait"

 "What the hell?"

 You saw a Very french photographer, a flustered blue hair female and her companion, AND two tall, lean blonde haired boy's  one stiff and one more loose they're staring right at you.

Into your soul

"Um...." said a very confused blonde kid. In a panicked state you very quickly placed on your web shooters and swung away.

 "HEY WAIT!" he reached out to you but failed to grab your hand and just stared in disbelief 'what the heck?' two twins thought in unison.

"Ow ow ow fuck I just hit my god damn hip on a corner, stupid hotdog legs" 

Y/N said to herself and she sat on the animated Eiffel Tower, looking down.

 Wondering what she's gonna do now. She was now in her full suit and everything even  her mask covering the face and a hood.

Y/n grabbed her DBZ (yes they're all kings/queens fight me) backpack and created a hamic with her web shooters for her to sleep in because, unlike the miraculous holders she can just stay in her suit and mask.

Y/n grabbed her phone and started play "Hard Times" by Paramore (they're the shit listen and love them honestly :))"And you're gonna hit rock bottom" y/n started to 'sing' along with them. Suddenly there was cold ass breeze coming her way. "Jesus holy mother of crabs" 

Y/n seen two people running towards the cold commotion both in s k i n t i g h t  Clothes, Shamelessly sure your wearing a skin tight suit as well but I have a backpack so.

Out of no where there's adults in...bubbles? 

That's the end of chapter 1 Jesus this took a while. Welp imma head to bed and you should too. I'm assuming your reading this at 12 am.

Lol I had to edit this like 2 times now AND, and imma have to watch Miraculous baby bug now.

HAHAHAHA IVE EDITED THIS THREE TIMES NOW 🤯

(also I think I'm merging two episode together so ye :D)

You're an AMAZING human have a cookie 🤚🏻🍪　(it's a super cookie so you'll be amazing for like EVER)