Not From Here [Miraculous Reader Insert]

Ok then...

Your POV

I've been swinging around for quite some time now, thinking what to do for the time meaning. First of all I'm stuck in this expressive ass cartoon show and I don't even have a home like before I lived with my Uncle his name is Marty, recently I've just been hanging out (hehe sorry) on the Eiffel Tower. 

My uncle Strange said there's trillions of universes with versions of us so I'm wondering if this universe has my Mom and Dad, Tony and Pepper. 

Instead of helping with the uh Frozen, bubble situation but I don't really care I'm hopefully not gonna be here for a while and I've seen this episode Chat Nerd and LadyBubs will handle this. I lied, I began swinging towards the bubble ma-boy-tween? I don't know they look young and old so I don't know. 

About 5 minutes later I arrived to see everyone dancing I think, I know I'm no professional dancer but I know dancing when I see it .

They seemed like the bull slugs in human vessels. 

If you were wondering where I got this 'creativity' it's from a female like alien I met a couple of.....years... ago her name is Mantis and she's very wholesome. 

I sat on one of the pillars and asked this very serious question that could end this all.

"Do you have any snacks"

Everyone looked at me.

Seems a bit odd to ask a question but I'm hungry I haven't eat anything all in like 2 hours, I'm practically wasting away." 

"Wait like who are you?" The bubble man questioned me 

"You don't need to know that but you can call me Spiderwoman" 

"Are you gonna like try and stop my sweet party?" 

While (Y/n) and The Bubbler were 'chatting' a certain fluffy haired blonde boy with green eyes snook off to become a certain someone.

'How lame' thought Felix watching from the crowd.

"Nah man I'm just here to make sure everything stays at a 1 and not go to a 10". I webbed up a makeshift hamper for me to nap in and sat my butt in and just laid there for a while.

Eventually Bubzy came, got  jealous, threw a disk, and then bounced like who does that? I gave a big 'ol sigh and jumped down. 

"Hey man I don't care what happens to this world but can you speed this up? I don't have anything to look forward later on but still".

" Ya boring" .

"What did you say to me? The Bubbler?!"

Oh right that's his name. 

"A'ight you wanna throw hands?" I questioned him. The BuBblLEr Didn't answer me technically well I guess he did by throwing a bunch of pinkish bubbles at me, none of them hit me thanks to Mr. Stark including a shied in my new suit. 

"SWEET! Nice try man but thanks to my Dad those bubbles aren't touching me!"

 I grabbed one of the food tables and yanked it towards The Bubbler smashing it on the turntable. 

"Not cool bro" 

He threw more of those bubbles at me "still can't touch me man" I grabbed him with with my webs and threw him into the sky then slammed him down. I know I'm the one that did it but it still seems mean to do 

"Um are you ok?" I asked him with worry in my tone, sure he's the 'bad' guy but still no human other than me deserves to be slammed into the freaking floor by a girl with super strength.

He looked at me in rage and a slightly bloody nose but other than that he looks fine. 

I jumped down and picked up his chin to get a further inspection. "Nothing to worry about a little ice down and you should be fine" 

"wha-what's wrong with you first you slam me into the ground, give me a slight bloody nose, then tease me? You weirdo" he had a slight tint to his cheeks and ears

 "Tease you what? No I'm just making sure you don't have a concussion you weirdo. I may be a weirdo but I'm no cold blooded weirdo. Any-who sorry to do this, you seem like an ok dude but     I gotta save Paris....I guess" 

Next episode I'm gonna try to be persuasive for the Bird Man. 

I grabbed his bubble stick and smashed it hence making a black butterfly pop out. 

I didn't have those powers that LadyBubz has so I had to rip the poor fella in half making two little wings fall and everything back to normal. I swung away before anyone can think exactly where I'm swinging away to.

If you were wondering I'm going to the frozen lady, thinking about it I should follow Alia's blog so I know there name because I'm not gonna come swinging in saying 'HEY FROZEN LADY' like who does that?

After a hot minute I saw the huge ass hail storm. 

And. 

I.

Mean. 

Huge ass.

I attempted to swing in the hurricane thingie but it frick I got flung me away! 

I was looking for an entrance when all of a sudden it stoped and there were butterfly's or whatever flying in swirls cleaning everything up that Frosty Weather? Done. 

Then I realize that they defeated it and I was too slow. Ah oh well at least I 'Defeated' the DJ dude. I swung back to the tower not wanting to stay for the 'pound it :D' moment to happen.

And in the end of the day behind a expensive iPad.

Was two blonde headed boys named Felix and Adrien starred in awe as wondering if you were the same girl from the park  

And a suspicious blue haired clutz watching from her phone.

A'ight Imma die now GOOD BYE!

(Pps I really don't know there names so heh If you want could someone write down there names?)

Keep yo' masks on and have a super Cookie :D 🤚🏻🍪

(They make you SUPER awesome, not that you need them ;D))