January 8Bat-shit-ratchet
Bitch I've got teaxxx-xxx-xxx-xxx
Spill it bitchBat-shit-ratchet
SoYa know the big bitch we were having a go at this morning on the bus???
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EwYeah
Bat-shit-ratchet
She bumped into some wee lad and she fuccin absorbed him like he was a Pokemonxxx-xxx-xxx-xxx
LmaoooYou have the wrong number btw
Bat-shit-ratchet
O sheet
Sorry
That's traumatic for u fam
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Cool story thoBat-shit-ratchet
thanksxxx-xxx-xxx-xxx
Was she that much of a 'big bitch'?Bat-shit-ratchet
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O she big bigGotta stay puft I guess
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Oh I knowWait
Who even is dis???
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I don't even know myselfBat-shit-ratchet
U ok dude?xxx-xxx-xxx-xxx
MehCould be better
But I've have had my daily dose of SPAHGETT
Sorry about the all caps. That's the autocorrect
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MoodI can only type mInEcRaFt
So that makes two of us
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:)Bat-shit-ratchet
:)Am y/n
Nice to say hi
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Am DlaWait
No
Am denki*
Bat-shit-ratchet
I'm wheezing"Am disabled living allowance"
Say it in a Russian accent
💋👌🏻*chef kiss*
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DLA
I feel attacked
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