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January 8

Bat-shit-ratchet
Bitch I've got tea

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Spill it bitch

Bat-shit-ratchet
So

Ya know the big bitch we were having a go at this morning on the bus???

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Ew

Yeah

Bat-shit-ratchet
She bumped into some wee lad and she fuccin absorbed him  like he was a Pokemon

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Lmaooo

You have the wrong number btw

Bat-shit-ratchet

O sheet

Sorry

That's traumatic for u fam

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Cool story tho

Bat-shit-ratchet
thanks

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Was she that much of a 'big bitch'?

Bat-shit-ratchet

xxx-xxx-xxx-xxxO she big big

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xxx-xxx-xxx-xxx
O she big big

Gotta stay puft I guess

Bat-shit-ratchet
Oh I know

Wait

Who even is dis???

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I don't even know myself

Bat-shit-ratchet
U ok dude?

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Meh

Could be better

But I've have had my daily dose of SPAHGETT

Sorry about the all caps. That's the autocorrect

Bat-shit-ratchet
Mood

I can only type mInEcRaFt

So that makes two of us

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:)

Bat-shit-ratchet
:)

Am y/n

Nice to say hi

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Am Dla

Wait

No

Am denki*

Bat-shit-ratchet
I'm wheezing

"Am disabled living allowance"

Say it in a Russian accent

💋👌🏻*chef kiss*

Bat-shit-ratchet has changed xxx-xxx-xxx-xxx to DLA

DLA
I feel attacked

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