Alejandros Bizzare Adventure

Alejandro

A red light goes on and off in the dimly lit room, the walls were covered in flaky paint. There were many Dead Pool posters scattered along the walls, covered in tape so they can hang. Foot steps crept to the closed door. The gold knob grinded when turned. The old worn door flung open with a kick, the Dead Pool poster behind the door got his dick turned into a vagina. Slowly the knob pushed out of Dead Pool, white flakes and dust fall into his hole and the floor. The knob covered and dusty pushed away ever so gently.

"Hello, people of YouTube it's your boi Alejandro. Today I'm gonna play some, SoulCalibur."

Alejandro sits in front of the blinking red light that hung below his TV. He presses 'x' on his controller to start it up. The logos pop up and leave the screen. A sigh leaves his plump lips, as all colors of the rainbow hits his face, in the burning light. He closes his eyes tightly as they sting. 

"What the fuck!" he screams at his screen.

The picture of SoulCalibur shifts on the screen as if it was breathing. He moves closer to the TV, off of his seat he realizes that the TV itself is breathing. Alejandro freaks, and backs up into his seat. His force pushed himself off balanced, his chair and himself flipped. He bangs his head on the hard wood floor. 

The TVs sound turns up into an audible volume.

"Hey! Are you okay?" 

Alejandro shot up from the floor.

"Who the FUCK, why the FUCK."

"Alejandro is your name, right?"

He looks at the TV, and touches the screen. The screen moves in ripples of where he touched.

"NANI??!!!??!!"

The screen grew eyes that stared at him. Alejandro's heart sank in his chest. A deep thunderous voice came out of the speakers.

"I'm only going to ask you this again! Is your name, Alejandro?"

He peered into the TVs eyes and only spoke one word.

"Yes..."

The eyes looked happy with his response. Alejandro backed away from the eyes, they indeed looked pleased but too pleased. The lustful way his TV was looking at him, rubbed him the wrong way. 

"Alejandro..." the eyes spoke with lust into his voice.

"Yes?" he spoke confused.

"Why are you so close to the door?"

Alejandro tapped the door with his minor knuckle.

"Oh this old thing? Well let me tell you why. Between you and me, it's not working out sweetheart."

He swung the door open and closed it. Alejandro backs away from the door. Looking at it as he walks down the hallway of his house. Horrid noises are coming from his room. Red light illuminates the cracks of the door, fog flows from under the door.

"Umm.. What?"

The wall in front off him bursts open causing Alejandro to fall due to sheer shock. A big muscular man with red skin, wearing leather and has long horns on his nips with including an even bigger and longer horn on his dick. He screams like a banshee while he looms over Alejandro. 

Alejandro winces due to the over powering scream.

To Be Continued...