Five nights at Freddy's spoofs

coffee and food fights

Emily: *yawns*

Katie: here, drink this *holds out cup of coffee*

Emily: *drinks* wait... was that coffee?

Donna: yeah, do you like it

Emily: I love the stuff but there is a reason I don't drink it, tonight ks gonna be a rough one for you. Especially Foxy.

Foxy: why me?

Chica: because your the cute one. Freddy is a *bleep* and all the resy of us are girls

Freddy: hey

Chica: *throws pizza in Freddy's face*

Bonnie: dont be a food fight dont be a-

Emily:FOOD FIGHT *throws cupcake at Chica* Foxy with me *ducks pizza*

Donna: Katie, me and you *grabs chilies*

Katie: ok??

Chica: Bonnie, you are with me.

Bonnie: I dont think that the two Freddys are a good team together

Chica: Why do you think I teamed with you?

Foxy: *throws cupcake at Katie*

Katie: *hit with cupcake* K.O

Bonnie: *throws pizza at Donna*

Donna: *hit by pizza* K.O

Golden Freddy: *teleports into the room* what is going on here?

Freddy: food fight, you're with me. We have chips

Golden Freddy: really?

Emily: *throws cupcake*

Golden Freddy: *hit with cupcake* K.O

Freddy: he just got here *throws chips*

Foxy: Emily look out *blocks chips* K.O

Emily: Freddy me and you team up on Bonnie and Chica, even though you K.O my senpai

Freddy: Ok, gimmi a cake

Chica: CUPCAKES! *eats all Emily and Freddy's cupcakes*

Bonnie: we win

Golden Freddy: *gets up* hey, is Foxy alright?

Emily: Foxy *cries* FOXY! Wake up wake up please wake up. I... I... I am glad that you noticed me, senpai

Foxy: senpai huh

Emily: yeah, I really respect you

Foxy: is it you or the coffee speaking

Emily: FOXY! *hugs*

Donna: it was the coffee

Katie: it might not have been the coffee