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Zoo Wee mama, it's been a long time since I updated.
Anyway, between the hours of midnight and 1am, I made a remarkable discovery and Slushie and I put on our lab coats to do some science, that being, how tall are certain monstercat artists?
We know for a fact that Rogue is 6ft or close to it, (thankyou sxftsxpken,) so by this we can find out Braken's height.
As you can see in this CANON Monstercat art (anniversary 008 for those curious,) you can see Tristam, Rogue and Stephen all stood together. They're all roughly the same height so I'll place them both at 6ft too.
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You may be saying, 'but Tomcat! They're in the background!' While yes, they are small, because our scale is next to them and while being a few pixels out it shouldn't change too much. Any who, because there's no official monstercat canon art of Braken, I've turned to other methods.
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This is the first known art of Braken I could find, (with a few edits so I don't have too many images on here.) It was released a couple days after Flight (as far as I'm aware) and paved the way to more modern Braken designs, IE starting the brown hair and green scarf idea. Because there is no official monstercat approved design for Braken, ExothermicEX was the first and we're all basing our Braken off their Braken, this Braken will be our muse. Anyway, because this was the first and where it all started, this is what we'll be using.
We know from earlier that tristam is 6ft, so if we map out the limbs of both artists and lay them out straight, we can already see that Braken is taller. Scary, but how tall exactly?
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6ft is 182cm tall so if we keep ratioing it down, (my program doesn't allow precise pixel measurements,) we can discover that Braken is a whopping 34cm taller than Tristam. As far as my British knowledge goes, 30cm is equal to 1 foot and 2.5 is equal to one inch. Henceforth, Braken was originally 7"1.
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Braken of course later shrunk in later art by Exo to Tristam's height and then a measly 159cm tall or 5'2 (I think.)
You may say, 'tOmCaT tHaT's JuSt InCoNsIsTeNcY," and to that I say, NO. There is an actual story going on here! There was 5 years between Flight and Far Away, so if we assume he shrinks 2 feet every 5 years or 1 foot every 2.5 years, Braken will be fully gone in 12.5 years (from 2019.) Not only that, but there was 5 years between Far Away and Wherever You Go, but what was he doing in that time? Reverse molting? Hibernating and getting smaller? Suspicious.
Anyway, as a fandom we just fricking nerfed Braken and I as a member of this community, am very sorry.
