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there's
skeletons
of cigarettes
and empty cans
and bottles, and we
tear out of the parking
lot, the engine at full throttle.
and we mapped a route with all
right turns, so lights won't get us caught.
we got a mess of cash in duffel bags
and every penny's hot.
well hallelujah, well hallelujah.

S Y N O P S I S

In 2018, the Rockefeller Center unveiled something new—a 900-pound star, made of 70 spikes and 3 million Swarovski crystals.

One year later, eight strangers embark on a seemingly impossible holiday heist to steal that Rockefeller Center Christmas Tree star.

C R E W

C R E W

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YO. I watched that new Rick and Morty episode about heists.

I also spent all of 2019 conspiring with roommates and bosses and friends about the possibility of someone stealing that motherfucking star. THAT'S A LOT OF FUCKING CRYSTALS, GUYS.

But we kept running into the same question. How in the hell would you steal a 900-pound star from the top of a tree in a goddamn tourist trap?

WELL after a lot of drunken conversación and some ridiculous research (so much so that my boss was actually worried about whether I was really planning to attempt this heist), this is it.

WARNING: unrealistic action scenes, steamy relationships, fake names, and a convoluted plot line because... heists...

It's December 1st, and it's officially holiday heist time. Happy Heistmas, bitches. ❤️

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