Remuses p.o.v.
"GEe GoSh GoLlY it sure is cold out tonight. Don't you think so, cancan?"
I say to my datemate, trash can. Trash says nothing back but I'm sure if it could it would say something like
"please for the love of fuck just say cuss words."
*dramatic gasp* "Would j e s u s approve of such foul language? Anyway you must be so cHiLLy. Here take my coat."
I take off my coat, which is connected to my shirt so in the process makes me shirtless.
"That's better. Now don't go staring at my NiPs darling!!! hA, just kidding you can stare, well, if you had eyes."
Third person p.o.v.
The two lovebirds walk to trashes house which is a dumpster.
"HoLy CoW, what a beautiful household you have cancan!!!1!"
Remus announces as they reach the dumpster. They walk inside and sit on the couch (a.k.a More trash)
"So........ Netflix and chill?"
"......."
*dIng*
"ILL GET THE POPCORN!!!!"
Remuses p.o.v.
I go into the kitchen to get the snack, Haha m E, anyway when I come back, trash can's in a banana peel bikini!!1! I drop the popcorn in surprise.
"YyyAAAaaYYy!!!"
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Next chapter is smut just a warning
(Jk, I don't wanna write that)
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Remus Sanders x Trash can
FanfictionI am so sorry Uh, copyright goes to Thomas sanders? Except the cover I made that.
