Make space for me?

I need to exit

                Toxic, toxic, toxic,...

    Apparently this is how the new slang goes. If you look it up on urban dictionary it will say  "Toxic is an Adjective used to describe usually very negative person, that bitch about everything, spread unnecessary hate or just talk shit about others." Then it says your name.
Fake, fake, fake,...
If you look up Fake in urban dictionary it will say your name, and then " a word to describe people who aren't themselves in order to gain friends and end up being more popular. They seem very nice to everyone, yet trash-talks them behind their back in order to get attention from people and make "friends" just to improve their social-status."
I'm tired of having friends who will laugh with me, joke with me, then turn around and stab me in the back. I didn't sign on for fake friends who get pissed off when I call them out, or just am okay  with them leaving.
I'm soooo over it.