Derpy and the Dr.

W...wwwhhaaaaa!!!????

"Uuuhhgg,... One question at a time Derpy... My head is pounding!"

"What is your head pounding?... I don't see it pounding anything..." said Derpy who was confused and not at all getting that it was a figure of speech. "uuhg" said the Doctor in response.

"Yup Ticktock, this is definately the Doctor... He says funny stuff, I must be him!" Derpy said breaking Ticktock out of his thoughts. "Oh, I've been contemplating about what could have done this sort of thing...All of my scientific equiptment is in check,... and all of my potions and chemicals are accounted for,... the only thing I can think of, is that one that got misplaced while the TARDIS was getting cleaned... but that was over two months ago, and that specific combination of chemicals and potions is only supposed to cure the pony-pox, it shouldn't have anything close to this kind of effect on any normal pony..."

"Well he Doctor isn't a normal pony, he's a Time-Lord-Thingy," Derpy said beeming with pride of her knowledge, "Besides, if he was a normal pony, you would be dead,... he wouldbe dead,..." Derpy was starting to cry now, "and I would be bored at home in Ponyville, or delivering mail,... or being laughed at because my eyes don't look in the same direction, like most ponies eyes do, and... and... and..." "And you and you entire world would have been taken over, destroyed, enslaved, or something else that would be much worse than being bored at home or delivering mail while being laughed at, a long time ago..." the Doctor interupted.

Derpy had forgotten that he was in the room and Ticktock barely even noticed the Doctor because he was so wrapped up in his thoughts and the conversation... *hhuuuuh* Derpy took a HUGE intake of breath. "Oh my" Ticktock said a little surprized, and stunned, at what he saw. "Doctor!" Derpy exclaimed, "Your body!"