Satan's Favorite // kiribaku

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Kirishima sat on the couch, his head soaring through the clouds. For the past two days, he tried to keep his thoughts away from Hagakure, which was easy since she hasn't contacted him since.

Just as if it were planned, Kirishima's phone started ringing. The ringing startled him and the other demons on the couch, including his husband, who was sitting in his lap.

"Who's this?" Kirishima asked, immediately recognizing the bubbly voice that spoke next.

"Two rings, hm? Guess that means two knives I need to sharpen." Hagakure spoke, almost in a sadistic tone.

"Hagakure, what a surprise." Kirishima said, wishing she had taken longer to call. "Babe, I'm gonna take this call outside." Kirishima whispered to Bakugou, making him scowl, but slide off of his husband. As Kirishima walked outside, he heard Hagakure's voice again.

"Wise decision. Anyways, you're gonna come to my house today. And if you don't, one of the demons die." Hagakure said, making Kirishima groan.

"Why?" Kirishima asked, knowing he would go anyways. "Also, I'll need your address."

"I'll text it to you, and you'll see when you get here." Hagakure said, a smirk evident in her voice. Before Kirishima could question her further, the line went dead. He groaned again, waiting for Hagakure's text. Once he got it, he started walking to her house. Instead of leaving everyone else clueless on his whereabouts, he decided to call the angry blond that was his husband.

"Kat, I'm gonna go to the cafe for a bit." Kirishima said, hearing Bakugou groan.

"But I wanted to hang out with you. And maybe more." Bakugou said, making Kirishima want to turn around and go back home. Instead, he kept walking, knowing it would be better if he did.

"We can hang out when I get back. Just don't let anyone else do 'maybe more' with you. I heard stories about you, Sero, and Kaminari." Kirishima teased, hearing Bakugou groan on the other end.

"That was one time, and I was drunk! It's not fair." Bakugou whined, making Kirishima laugh.

"As long as they know you're mine now." Kirishima said, smirking. He wanted to wink, but he knew Bakugou wouldn't be able to see it. "I gotta go, I love you." Kirishima said into the phone, looking at the house he was stopped in front of.

"I love you too, get home soon." Bakugou said, hanging up. Kirishima examined the tan house before knocking on the white rectangle door. The house had two stories, and a white roof.

"Finally, I've been waiting for you to get here." Hagakure said once she opened the door, gesturing for him to walk in. Once he finally did, she closed the door behind him.

"So, what am I doing here?" Kirishima asked, still not knowing what he was supposed to do.

"You're gonna have sex with me." Hagakure said, pushing him against the living room wall.

"Yeah, I don't think so. I'm not cheating on Kat." Kirishima said, trying to push her away, but for some reason he seemed weaker than her.

"Yes, you are. Don't try fighting it. When I was younger, I contacted your sweet Devil. We made a deal. And that deal is what's keeping you here." Hagakure said, moving her hand down to Kirishima's pants.

"I will do anything but this. And murdering my friends and husband. But other than that, anything." Kirishima begged, but Hagakure groaned.

"Looks like we'll need a gag for you." Hagakure said, pulling on his arm as she forced him up the stairs.

"Don't think that's necessary, Hagakure. Can't you fuck whoever you had Hatsumi with?" Kirishima asked, pulling hard enough so he wasn't in her grasp.

"No can do. He's dead. Thanks to you guys. That stupid angel could never do anything right." Hagakure turned around so she was facing Kirishima, but didn't try to grab onto him again.

"I'm all for you wanting to get laid, but it's not happening with me. Go for someone who's not... how do I put this. Gay and married? And absolutely hates your guts maybe?" Kirishima said, turning so he could walk back down the stairs.

"You might feel that way about me, but I need a demon to do it. I need a demon baby." Hagakure said, making Kirishima laugh.

"Even if I did do it, the baby only has a 25% chance of coming out a demon, since we're both half-demons. 50% chance of being a half-demon, and a 25% chance of being a regular human. So go find a full demon to do it. Call me if it's murder." Kirishima started walking down the stairs until he was at the door.

"I don't need a science lesson! And I don't know any male full demons!" Hagakure whined, but Kirishima just stood at her door.

"Not really my problem. I only know one, and you can't have him. 'Cause he's mine. And if you even think about touching Kat, I'll personally cut your fingers off, one at a time, and let you watch as I feed them to a dog." Kirishima smiled sadistically, making Hagakure flinch.

"Guess I'll have to find someone else then. Also, don't even think about harming me. You don't know how many allies I have. And they don't mind having you dead." Hagakure said, pretending to give up. Instead, she had another idea. One to do with the 'full demon' Kirishima knew. As Kirishima sighed, thinking she had given up, he opened the door and began his walk back home.

"That was a waste of time." Kirishima mumbled, pulling out his phone to text Bakugou. As he did, his thoughts wandered to what Hagakure would do next. She surely wouldn't stop.

As he reached his house, he immediately went to his room, seeing Bakugou on the bed.

"Guess who called." Bakugou said, making Kirishima freeze by his spot at the door. "Hagakure. Wanna know what she said?" Bakugou continued, making Kirishima groan.

"C'mon Kat, you can't possibly believe anything she said if it had something to do with me." Kirishima said, thinking Bakugou knew about her being related to Hatsumi.

"Well, she actually said that she was happy for us getting married." Bakugou said, making Kirishima breath a sigh of relief. "Why? What happened today?" Bakugou asked, making Kirishima's mind race to what happened earlier, making Bakugou immediately sit up, staring at him.

"Nothing happened." Kirishima lied, hoping Bakugou would respect his privacy enough to not go through his mind.

"She asked you for a baby?" Bakugou's voice cracked.

"I turned her down! I said no, and that she had to find someone else! Because I'm madly in love with you, ya know?" Kirishima said, closing his eyes as he expected to be yelled at. Instead, he heard laughter. Bakugou's laughter. He opened his eyes, seeing a genuine smile on Bakugou's face.

"Why would I worry? I know you wouldn't do anything to hurt me."