Heather, oh, Heather
I found you devine
with your old pink scarf and your legs smell like pine
Heather,
I miss you
after all of these years
Your corpse still remains
still with no ear
Tessa, you messa,
I remember you
You were a tough one to chew, chew, chew, chew.
Forever you'll be
tucked in my belly.
Until your release,
boy that'll be smelly
Margaret, you were the love of life
it took me ten years to make you my wife
I'm sorry I cut you up into two,
You needed to fit
into pot of stew
Lana, oh, Lana
Your not one to forget
the sink with the knives and your hand shoved in it.
You really were the one that got away
one day I'll find you,
and serve you as entree
Mora, dear Mora
with eyes like the stars,
You were the one to put me behind bars.
even though you were different than all of those gals
I only ever wanted for us to be pals.
