SKYLANDER FANFICTION!!! (70+) ^_^

WRECKING BALL & THEIR GENDER

Ninjini and Pop fizz return from pop fizzes school and wrecking ball is acting peculiar.

"Hey ninjini can I talk to you in the other room?" Wrecking ball says.

"Sure thing." She replies, following Wrecking Ball. She glances over he shoulder to Pop Fizz. "You better get started on your homework. When I come back out to check, it better be done or no potions for you mister."

Wrecking Ball is shaking they say "Ninjini I can tell anything right? and you won't judge?"

"Sure thing, pet. Why are you acting strange? Did you eat a dining chair again? I already told you it's not that big of a deal considering Pop Fizz is the only one who needs it." Ninjini says calmly.

"Well I got certain....feelings, and I think I'm gender fluid. Please don't be upset I can't help it, it just doesn't feel right not saying."

"Wow, uh, I don't know what to say. I mean I'm not particularly adverse to the idea. I'm aware what gender fluid means as Pop Fizz's school requires everyone on the PTA to attend an LGBTQ+ seminar but I'm confused. I do not *wish* to offend you by calling you the incorrect pronouns but it's just I heard most gender fluid people wear bracelets to signal it but your legs are hardly visible and you haven't a neck to wear a necklace. What is going to be done about that?" Ninjini says, one eyebrow raised and the other low on her eye.

"Well there isn't really a solution I could just put telling you as part of my daily schedule?"

"I mean that could work. What about other people though? Are you going to tell them straight-away as well?" Ninjini crosses her arms over her chest. "I don't mean to pester you with questions but I want you to be uncomfortable."

"It's ok, other people can just refer to me as them/they, I understand"

"Well if that's okay with you, dear. Are.. are you planning on telling Pop Fizz as well? If he isn't on a potion I'm sure he'd understand."

"Would you do it for me? I think it would be too awkward."

"Okay." Ninjini drifts toward Wrecking Ball. "Can we tell him now?"

"Of course, mum."

Ninjini leads Wrecking Ball out of the living room and into the dining area where Pop Fizz is situated at the table pretending to do homework. Ninjini calls out to him, "Pop Fizz, dear. Wrecking Ball and I have a very important announcement to make about Wrecking Balls personal life. I trust you will be mature and respect this new change." She speaks sweetly as to calm Wrecking Ball's nerves but her eyes silently shoot dagger at Pop Fizz.

"If I agree with whatever he wants to say can I have potions?" Pop fizz begs.

"Listen here you little bast-" Ninjini cuts herself off. "How about this? You don't be a prick about this and give them the proper respect and I don't send you to military school where, get this, there's no fucking potions. Got it?"

"Geez, that round bitch always gets the attention, we all know he's your favorite. Shoulda never adopted that attention whore. Got the worst family on earth"

"Shut the fuck up, let me just say the shit, okay? Wrecking Ball is gender fluid which some days means they're a girl and some days they're a guy and some days they're neither. Now you better muster up the fucking respect to ask them before you use their pronouns or at least use gender neutral ones or it's fucking military school for you."

"There probably isn't even a military school we are goddamn Skylanders for a reason. Whatever I'll respect it's pronouns." He softly whispers "after I knock it out..."

"You know what bastard, fuck you. You didn't give respect, you don't get any. You knock them out and I'll mutilate you. I'm calling the military school as soon as I get away from your bitch-ass."

"Whatever good for nothing whore. Go find me a good parent!" Pop fizz responds.

"Oh I'll do that alright!" Ninjini shouts back. "C'mon let's get out of here." She says leading Wrecking Ball back into the living room away from Pop Fizz. "What a cunt, honestly. He goes into the fifth grade and he thinks he's tough shit. I'm gonna pay some middle schoolers to jump his ass tomorrow. You alright though?"

"Don't do that, he's a jerk no doubt but don't hurt him. That makes you worse." Wrecking Ball cries.

"Bitch ass steals my money to buy his fucking potions it's only fair I use the money he'd be stealing against him."

"Don't! It ain't like he harm you. He just be a little cranky from no potions, you know him. It's not like he can hurt me I'm ten times his strength.

"Yeah but a bitch is still a bitch. You know what? Fine. I won't pay the middle schoolers. I'll pay Ghost Roaster to appear in front of him. Seeing that shitter is just as painful as a beating. Jesus Christ." Ninjini rubs her forehead repeatedly.

"Don't escalated things, this is exactly what i was afraid of. Makes me run away."

"Okay so you just want me to lie down and take that shit from him. Gotta put that bitch in his place. Teach him a lesson. Talking doesn't get to him cuz he's too fucked up on the potions to listen. Potions this potions that. That's how he is. I bet he'd sell us both for potions if he could. He'd do it without even a shred of guilt. If I can't use love to get through to him, I might just have to use fear." Ninjini says firmly. "Nevermind him though. Somehow once again he's managed to make something important about someone else about him again. We should be focusing on you."

"Just forget it all." Wrecking Ball slowly walks to their room and lies down on their mat.

Through the walls Wrecking Ball can hear the screams of Ninjini and Pop Fizz as their argument continues, but the voices are muffled and incomprehensible. Wrecking Ball cries to sleep.