Whole Load O' Death (and Murder)

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"Wait, I can't cry if I'm dead"

"'Become Elsa'! That's better than 'Die'!"

"I'm too dead to do work"

"Mister, I think I'm dead"

(After trying, and failing, to check her own pulse) "Slight problem, I'm dead"

"Eff speaking, I'll just be dead" *flops onto floor*

"Wait. Shouldn't I be dead?"

"Anywho, I'm dead"

"What are you running for?"
[Demonic voice]"DEATH"
[Normal] "Oh, and also treasurer"

"I am the bringer of death and desruction"
"Good for you!"

"Eh, I would've killed them, but okay" (About what the teacher had done, mind you)

"Is he asleep? Or dead? Oh, he popped up, he's dead"

"Why don't you continue coloring the wings? That way, you can be entitled to death!"

"LAble II's father died by comitting... tax frode"

"My Hope's [(for the future)] are not to die, and that's more of a preference, really"

"Cauliflower is death to all

...in Greek"

"Cherysh, just because it's your birthday doesn't mean you can kill people"

"I'm a humble person. I only killed, like, 3 people"

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