How to drive the Cullens insane

Aro Volturi

10. Force him to kiss Marcus.

9. Force him to kiss Caius.

8. Kill Felix.

7. Kill Demitri.

6. Kill Alec.

5. Kill Jane.

4. Tell him the Cullens are more
powerful.

3. Tell him the Cullens have a Vampire cat.

2. Tell him that, the vampire cat is fat.

1. Convince him he his in love with the blond angel (Carlisle).