Papyrus and Sans got an urgent message frum AU that said "LASAGNA OCELOT (Garfield) HAS BEEN CAPTURED BY THE BRIK DIKS!" Sanss seed "HOLY FUKC!" Papieros was is was can wsa iis saud "WE NEED GO!" WHen dey got dare they met wit AU and she siad "WE HAVE 2 SAV HEM."
They snuck into the base of the Brik Diks, and snapped the neck of the guards. Papyrus said "Undyne is totally gonna let me into the Royal Guard now." They made it to the place where Garfield is being held, but... THEY WERE FUCKING GARFIELD'S CAT ASS!!!!!!! AU, Papyrus and Sans in unison said "WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK??????!!!!!!?!!!!?!??!?!?!??!" The leader of the Brik Diks said "HOW DID YOU GET HERE YOU FUCKING DUMBASSES?" Peter Griffin comes out of nowhere and says "DESPACITO 2!!!" Peter Griffin gets FUCKING KILLED by the leader.
Sans killed the leader, and Grafiel wus seve, but he had a blugeoned asshole. Sans and Papyrus had hot skele-sex.
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the bone zone a sans x papyrus fan fic
Fanfictionwelcome my friends to the stupidity known as this book (AU Dreemurr helped write this book) You may need a barf bag on hand.