the haircut of a man who watches porn

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a/n: hi sorry in advance
(unless y'all end up liking it? Nah jk jk....unless)

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[ Grandking has added Daichi, Imalwaysthisnice, Brokuto, Futacoochie, and Terushimayye to the chat. ]

[ Grandking has named the chat: Sexy Captains ONLY. ]

Grandking: yoohoo everybody ;-) funny seeing you all here

Futacoochie: you invited us

Daichi: is this supposed to be all the volleyball captains? You're forgetting someone

Grandking: I have no idea what you mean (shut your whore mouth Daichi)

Daichi: my what

Brokuto: DONT WORRY I GOT IT!!

[ Brokuto has added Wakawakatoshi to the chat Sexy Captains ONLY. ]

Grandking: ok fuck you

Brokuto: only if you ask nicely!

Imalwaysthisnice: greetings sister

Wakawakatoshi: hello

Wakawakatoshi: what's going on

Terushimayye: Oikawa from Seijoh is planning a group orgy with the volleyball captains

Wakawakatoshi: oh

Wakawakatoshi: when

Imalwaysthisnice: HDSDKF

Futacoochie: oh hold up that's what we're doing?? You should've said something sooner I'm in

Terushimayye: my kind of guy

Futacoochie: ;-)

Daichi: ,,anyways

Daichi: what's goin on Oikawa

Grandking: well I just thought since all our teams are going to volleyball camp together next week, it'd be nice to bond before we get there UwU

Futacoochie: this man really said UwU

Grandking: it's not a sound IT'S A FACE

Imalwaysthisnice: it's a state of mind

Brokuto: Live, Laugh, UwU

Wakawakatoshi: I think getting to know each other better before the camp is a good idea

Grandking: I didn't ask

Daichi: Oikawa

Grandking:... but t

Grandking: th

Terushimayye: take your time

Grandking: thanks Ushiwaka

Daichi: good boy

[ Broktuo changed Daichi's name to Dadchi. ]

Dadchi: Im not mad at that

Brokuto: hey why don't we invite our whole teams then??

Broktuo: SO EVERYBODY CAN BOND OMG GREAT IDEA BOKUTO

Broktuo: THANKS BOKUTO

Futacoochie: ok hold on that sounds kind of

Broktuo: nope too late here I go

Futacoochie:...chaotic

[ Brokuto has added Akaashi and Konoha to the chat: SEXY CAPTAINS ONLY. ]

Brokuto: nobody else on my team has messenger :-(

Konoha: or they do and just don't want you to text them :-*

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