One day there was a boy named Tom who was a very bad person he likes to rob banks ,kill people, and shit on people's door steps and light it on fire. he was a cunt of a child. One day he was walking down the road and a dirty witch was flying across town. Tom thought it would be a good idea to throw rocks at the witch. The witch fell of her broom and snaped her neck and died so them Tom pulled out his nut sack and put it in the witches mouth. Then the next day the witches sister put a spell on Tom and turned him into a penis and Tom wanked him self off and painted his walls white.
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Tom the penis
HumorThere was a boy name Tom who lived a very happy life until a witch turned him into a penis